So, since there are actually real people behind these CC user names...

<p>Who are you?
We are Legion</p>

<p>What do you do?
We analyze and plot </p>

<p>What’s your thing?
Our inevitable world domination</p>

<p>Why do you do it?
It is our purpose</p>

<p>Who are you?
sunflowersummer</p>

<p>What do you do?
Trip over things, mostly</p>

<p>What’s your thing?
Late-nighters</p>

<p>Why do you do it?
Things just make more sense after 1:00 AM</p>

<p>Who are you?
The Bear Jew</p>

<p>What do you do?
Kill Nazis</p>

<p>What’s your thing?
Bashing Nazis’ heads in with baseball bats.</p>

<p>Why do you do it?
****ing Nazis.</p>

<p>Who are you?
Estrogen.</p>

<p>What do you do?
I wait.</p>

<p>What’s your thing?
My thing is waiting for Godot.</p>

<p>Why do you do it?
I’m going. [I do not move.]</p>

<p>^^ Like !</p>

<p>Who are you?
An MIT Hopeful</p>

<p>What do you do?
Spend my time doing math and having calculator parties.</p>

<p>What’s your thing?
Solving unsolvable math.</p>

<p>Why do you do it?
Because I’m influenced the by the number.</p>

<p>Who are you?
Bumble</p>

<p>What do you do?
Lose and forget to do things. </p>

<p>What’s your thing?
Testing out ice cream flavors from every ice cream parlor or shop i can find</p>

<p>Why do you do it?
ice cream makes me happy.</p>

<p>^I LOVE ice cream.</p>

<p>=D awesome, whats ur favorite flavor?</p>

<p>Pretty much every flavor that has every existed. I’m partial to cookies and cream, though.</p>

<p>im a mint chocolate chip, tiramisu, and jamoca almond fudge fan… and BR31 came out with bumble bee flavor. it was AMAZING. french vanilla, chocolate chunk, and oreos. omg-- amazing.</p>

<p>^ i AGREE THOUGH. when i walk into a shop, its so hard for me to pick a flavor. i wish i could just have a tester for each-- but that would just make it harder to decide</p>

<p>i like smaller name, less commercialized ice cream shops too. somehow they feel more… authentic? i dont know if thats the word im lookin for…</p>

<p>Who are you?
I am CrestToothpaste. I studied a 10-year bachelor degree on dentistry in Colgate University.</p>

<p>What do you do?
I clean people’s teeth.</p>

<p>What is your thing?
Plaque turns me on.</p>

<p>Why do you do it?
I was forced.</p>

<p>I’m not waiting for Godot, but for Darlie.</p>

<p>Who are you?
teaberry</p>

<p>What do you do?
drink tea, eat berries, live on a beach in tijuana</p>

<p>What’s your thing?
i say n00b things on CC</p>

<p>Why do you do it?
cuz even though i’m a hermit…still gotta get into Berkeley</p>

<p>Who are you?
I’m just a girl who wants to go to Yale.</p>

<p>What do you do?
I perfectionist about everything and/or anything. </p>

<p>What’s your thing?
Public Speaking/ Speech and Debate</p>

<p>Why do you do it?
I’m not going to lie, I love being at the center of attention.</p>