Somebody Help!!!

<p>I am totally freaking out right now. I've completely messed up my high school career, and probably my life.. i want someone to tell me, honestly, if i have a chance ANYWHERE. I have 6 generations of Harvard on my dad's side, and 4 generations of princeton on my mom's. If i don't go there, i might as well just die. I mean, as everyoneone knows, anyplace else is not worth going... maybe i'd grudgingly accept an offer from yale, but not before many more hours of suicidal thoughts.... Here are my stats:</p>

<p>NEW SAT: 2380.. 800 Math, 790 CR, 790 Writing
ACT: 35
SAT II: 800 math BC, 780 bio, 790 history</p>

<p>UW GPA: 3.98 (horrible, i know! i got a B sophomore year... i stood on the top of the highest bridge i could find for an hour, considering ending it all...)
W GPA: 4.58</p>

<p>AP: my school only offers 9! obviously, i've taken them all... Calc AB (5) , Calc BC (5) , AP Gov (4... GR!!!!) , AP Physics (5) , AP English (5), AP Chemistry (5), AP Lit (5), AP Statistics (5), AP Art History (3.. i cried myself to sleep for a week...)</p>

<p>EC: Piano lessons: 13 years, billed as child prodegy
Helped MIT grad students on research project.. we build a cold fusion reactor...
230 hours community service at hosipital
Service trip to haiti
400 hours comminuty service at retirement home
Editor of school newspaper</p>

<p>I know every school to which i apply is a longshot... in case harvard and princeton don't work out, does anyone have a Community College to recommend? Or, even better, know of a shop where i can by suicide weapons? The more painless the better. Thanks.</p>

<p>haha...not funny</p>

<p>haha
i thought it was funny..
bit of a comic relief ;)
he pretty much satirizes everyone else's unneeded paranoia</p>

<p>ooh but it is funny. Unbelievably sad but still funny.</p>

<p>say huh?</p>

<p>Haha, not bad, jerzak525, not bad.</p>