Something to lighten the mood

Colleges and Universities A-Z Yale University
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<p>Well, I was randomly searching the internet, and I found these joke. Maybe yall have heard them before.</p>

<p>How many college students does it take to change a lightbulb? </p>

<p>Yale: None–New Haven looks better in the dark </p>

<p>Columbia: 76 – one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb’s right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter protest </p>

<p>Harvard: 1 –he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him</p>

<p>Cornell: 2 –One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure</p>

<p>MIT: 5 –one to design a nuclear powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Boston using that nuked lightbulb two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch </p>

<p>Brown: 11 –one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience </p>

<p>Vassar: 11–one to screw it and ten to support its sexual orientation</p>

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<p>lolz :slight_smile: </p>

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<p>Those are hilarious!</p>

<p>But don’t forget
Princeton: 2 — one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.</p>

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<p>lmao that’s really funny</p>

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<p>BEST JOKE OUT THERE (warning, you may die laughing):</p>

<p>A student fan from each Harvard, Yale, Princeton, and Brown are standing on a cliff together during football season. The Princeton man runs forward and yells, “This is for the Tigers!”. Not to be outdone, the Brown man runs forward and yells “This is for the Bears!”. Aghast at what just happened, the Yale and Harvard men look at each other in shock. The Yale man shrugs, as if to say “hey why not”. The Harvard man scoffs and looks at the Yale man like hes an idiot. Then the Yale man proceeds to push the Harvard man off the cliff proclaiming “This is for all mankind.”</p>

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<p>Dartmouth: Good joke, Hanover doesn’t have electricity.</p>

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<p>Bahahahahaha! Ohhh, I needed a good laugh. (:</p>

<p>EDIT:
<a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/college-search-selection/758030-cult-ivy-league-personalities.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/college-search-selection/758030-cult-ivy-league-personalities.html&lt;/a&gt;
I LOLed.</p>

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<p>^lol hahaha.</p>

<p>Here’s something else that was on the link was on that thread.</p>

<p>[</a> harvard has joined #ivyleague](<a href="http://www.freewebs.com/enemigox2/]">http://www.freewebs.com/enemigox2/)</p>

<p>even funnier haha.</p>

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<p>^ ha, that was great.</p>

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<p>^^That chatroom one had my crying.</p>

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<p>hahahaha, ha.</p>

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<p>Yeah the chatroom one is amazing.
LOL at dronson54…</p>

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<p>d’dawwwwwwwwww so cute : (</p>

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<p>Chatroom was funny.
This is better.</p>

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<p>I’m pretty sure that I wouldn’t want to do it with the popular girls…lol</p>

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<p>Hey, dronson54. Calm it down. I laughed very hard, and then proceeded to share that chat with my suitemates… at Yale… We had lols about it. Oh did I mention I have friends, too?</p>

<p>But kudos for reading it and keeping stoic enough to not find it funny, and then writing that well written paragraph in a nice rage :D</p>