Sometimes I wish life was more like a Jane Austen novel :)

<p>It’s just pretty much just law to pick on Canada (New Jersey too, if I wasn’t from here haha) !</p>

<p>You guys are just jealous of our igloos and the beavers we ride to school everyday.</p>

<p>I thought Canadian life was like a Jane Austen novel…?</p>

<p>I thought you guys rode moose?</p>

<p>Meh. It depends. Beavers are more convenient. Moose do have hooves you can hold on to though, it works both ways.</p>

<p>^Lol, do you live in northern or southern Canada? I just realized how far north Canada actually goes!</p>

<p>■■■■■. No. I live like 30 minutes away from the most southern point of Canada. (No pun intended)
I’ve never even seen a beaver in my entire life. Actually, I haven’t seen a moose either…</p>

<p>Canadians ice skate to school.</p>

<p>No. They don’t. I can’t ice skate at all.</p>

<p>I like Canada but I still make fun of it.
I’m from New Jersey and I still make fun of it.
I’m asian and I always make fun of it :)</p>

<p>And you’d only hold onto a moose’s hooves if you want to get trampled</p>