<p>They turned the power off in Sproul, but the internet still works in my room! What the heck is going on!?!? Can nobody tame the power of the internets???</p>
<p>Foolish mortal, you surely believe the ousting of electrical power will halt the convoluted whims of the internet? You have yet to see its scornful and destructive nature take its course in which no such being will find it within reasonable boundaries to barricade its prominent forces of oblivion. Taming the internet is beyond the limits of mere mortals, such as us human beings, and thus, it brings no constructive remnants of this society to fruition and hence, it becomes the lost child of God…</p>
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<p>Okay what?</p>
<p>^ I read what you wrote in the voice of Dr. Orpheus from The Venture Bros. and it worked beautifully.</p>
<p>They said they were turning everything off except emergency power. I guess the internet is on emergency backup :D</p>