<p>haha, Wustl Waitlist, too true.</p>
<p>■■■■■ @ WUSTL Waitlist. I experienced that firsthand.</p>
<p>I also second the comments about Holocaust and Pogrom being dumb choices.<br>
Why not just…
Harvard Havoc
and Princeton Pelting</p>
<p>Princeton Perturbation
Princeton Purge</p>
<p>If we go with Mascots, Crimson Carnage clearly works well.
…Tiger Terror</p>
<p>^ Harvard hookem :P</p>
<p>I think Harvard Havoc and Princeton Purge are my two favorites that I came up with. They both sound pretty good with “the” in front (e.g. “Man…go check out the Princeton Purge of 2013. It was brutal.” <em>or</em> “Dude, the Harvard Havoc of 2013 was disgusting.”)</p>
<p>lolz @ prateek. If only, if only…</p>
<p>I got one that is better: Dude don’t even look at the Harvard Horror.</p>
<p>^ Yeah, I considered that, but I happen to despise the word “horror.” Not kidding haha.
It’s the same type of word as “rural.” Too many vowel sounds softly strung together, making it sound weird out loud. “Rural” sounds like “rule” and “horror” sounds like…well…“whore.” I guess I’m a fan of hard consonants :)</p>
<p>good thread, very entertaining</p>
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<p>LOL this one is the best because it describes the applicants as well as the school itself.</p>
<p>^ Blasphemy.</p>
<p>the phrases in this thread almost make me fear an epidemic of school shootings…</p>
<p>For IVY+MSC+Amherst/Williams+Oxbridge</p>
<p>Crimson Cremation
Brown Bowel-Movement
Cornell Castration
Dartmouth Decimation
Columbia Carnage
Oxbridge Onslaught
Cal-Tech Calamity
MIT Massacre
Amherst Annihilation
Bulldog Bloodbath (Yale Fail)
Eph (Williams) Extermination
Stanford Slaughter
Penn Pulverization
Princeton Perdition (Bonus:describes the school itself too)</p>
<p>Decimate originally means to kill one in ten, which admissions will be doing much more than that. Comment from an on-line dictionary:</p>
<p>“The popular meaning of decimate, “to destroy,” now predominates because the need for a word meaning “to kill one person in ten” has greatly diminished. Even so, the popular meaning is not accepted by everyone, and it is often better to use annihilate, exterminate, destroy, or devastate.”</p>
<p>the best ones by far are dartmouth defenestration, brown-bowel movement, and washu waitlist hehehe omg I’m shiitting myself</p>
<p>How about Crimson Conflagration? Or the Crimson Culling? Crimson Curtail? Harvard Hacking?</p>
<p>Princeton Pillage? Princeton Paring?</p>
<p>Eli Evisceration?</p>
<p>lol this is fun :)</p>
<p>crimson culling SOUNDS nice
wont feel so nice i guess</p>
<p>I’m a Jewish student who will most assuredly be joking about pogroms and holocausts when I get rejected, so no offense here! As for the others…HAH. I remember when “Yale = Fail” was my Facebook status for monnnnttthhhs.</p>
<p>Crimson Cookin’ </p>
<p>(sizzleee)</p>
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Archer: I’m just surprised that you decided to talk about poop on your face over castration… might want to get your priorities in order there…
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<p>Tempting… ^^</p>
<p>I can declare with great pride that yesterday i participated in the mit massacre. I just hope i dont get rejected everywhere.</p>