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<p>^ so did I. and the Stanford slaughter too :D</p>

<p><em>bows to cheers and whistles</em>
:P</p>

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<p>sandlansd:
only 5 people died in the Boston Massacre.
It’s sort’ve wildly inappropriate to compare it to the Holocaust in terms of unpleasantness.
Just sayin’.</p>

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<p>^ Seconded.</p>

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<p>Luckily I have not been catastrophied by Cornell, (officially yet… I got a LL, but nothing’s certain), but I did get the WashU Waitlist, which I literally laughed out loud at when I read.
I’ve a feeling I’ll be in the Harvard Holocaust, as well as all the other terrible alliterations which lie in store for me.</p>

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<p>I’m going to be pogromed, holocausted, catastrophied, denied, carnaged…</p>

<p>Dayum. My life. :|</p>

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<p>^ haha I LOL’ed at the WW too! Actually, I initially let out a “Psh. You’ve got to be kidding me,” followed by a chuckle :)</p>

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<p>
[QUOTE=geologistsrock]

only 5 people died in the Boston Massacre.

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<p>4 human beings + Crispus Attucks.</p>

<p>[Crispus</a> Attucks - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia](<a href=“http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crispus_Attucks]Crispus”>Crispus Attucks - Wikipedia)</p>

<p>And, last time I checked…Crispus counts for 6.5 million people so it’s roughly equal.</p>

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<p>I’ve been massacred so far. Two weeks from now I will join the ranks of the holocausted, pogromed, failed, and slaughtered. So I will be dead five times over?</p>

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<p>I remember Crispus from APUSH…wicked funny. My class was hysterical when we read that passage</p>

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<p>rofl real hard @ crispus attucks</p>

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<p>I’ve been slaughtered and massacred >.<</p>

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<p>ive just been WW’ed, at which i reacted with a laugh and also a “***, you have got to be kidding me.” i will eventually also be holocausted and decimated.</p>

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<p>For IVY+MSC+Amherst/Williams+Oxbridge</p>

<p>Crimson Cremation
Brown Bowel-Movement
Cornell Castration
Dartmouth Decimation
Columbia Carnage
Oxbridge Onslaught
Cal-Tech Calamity
MIT Massacre
Amherst Annihilation
Bulldog Bloodbath (Yale Fail)
Eph (Williams) Extermination / Williams Wallop
Stanford Slaughter
Penn Pulverization
Princeton Perdition (Bonus:describes the school itself too)</p>

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<p>I was a part of the Crimson Cremation, the MIT Massacre, and the Bulldog Bloodbath</p>

<p>Thank you, Princeton, from sparing me of that fate again.</p>

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<p>Wow – “Harvard Holocaust” – it’s been said before, and I’ll say it again, kudos to whoever came up with that.</p>