<p>Suck at football.</p>
<p>Simply stunning. A proud day for you and your family.</p>
<p>I really dodged a bullet there, cause for a while I just assumed that the Stanford student body represented a proportional cross section of the general population in terms of football skill. But now, thanks to your in depth research and analysis, you've proven that every student at Stanford in fact "sucks" at football. Good going, Ace, keep up the good work.</p>
<p>-Ender</p>