<p>Anyone with a sense of humor, Please post</p>
<p>...the New Zealand curling champion, also a reknowned euphonist, applied to...</p>
<p>............................</p>
<p>Harvard Early Action along with his girl friend Patty.</p>
<p>Patty looks like</p>
<p>a mix between a cabbage patch kid and a polar bear with sharp teeth, drenched fuzzy white hair, and a smile that would shatter any mirror. </p>
<p>Patty and her boyfriend</p>
<p>a cabbage patch kid</p>
<p>patty's greates passion is</p>
<p>argh crayon you got there b4 me!</p>
<p>patty and her boyfriend....got in and decided to go to a bumpin college party one night</p>
<p>at the party...</p>
<p>where Patty discovered her greatest passion - dancing with frat boys while drinking 'apple juice'. </p>
<p>Her boyfriend, whose name is...</p>
<p>EDIT: I mixed in your posts too. :D</p>
<p>what's our protagonist's name?</p>
<p>Running Leopard, was distracted by a game of pin the tail on the</p>
<p>Kreg....and Patty....now walked out of the party losing their virginity.</p>
<p>They head for the car....</p>
<p>Which looks like...</p>
<p>a groomed version of Harry's van from 'Dumb and Dumber'. </p>
<p>Running Leopard (aka R.Leo) started his car but realized that...</p>
<p>Patty was hemorrhaging....</p>
<p>He decided to do something before it went on his car seat...</p>
<p>so he pushed her out of the car to save his new seat covers.</p>
<p>he drove off, leaving patty behind...</p>
<p>Patty met John Kerry on the sidewalk.</p>
<p>John Kerry said to her...</p>
<p>I'm so depressed that nobody likes me that I'm moving to Ithaca and jump off a cliff. Then, Johnny boy piped up...</p>
<p>ahh..noo..then what?</p>
<p>actually....John Kerry jumped up back on to the cliff of Ithaca...and went back to America.</p>
<p>Meanwhile...</p>
<p>Patty and R.Leo meet up again....</p>
<p>and they get into a fight because he left her, but end up making up by making out</p>
<p>when they were done patty said to r. leo...</p>
<p>let's make out again</p>