Start a College Story: Once upon a time.....

<p>she slapped him and hooked up with john kerry....</p>

<p>meanwhile, R.Leo started doing his college apps.</p>

<p>His title to his first essay was...</p>

<p>"Why I Want to Be a Gynecologist"</p>

<p>Then he got an idea. An awful idea! R. Leo had a wonderful, awful idea! He would blow up THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. All he needed was to figure out the plan. "First, I will...</p>

<p>call up my buddy osama..then</p>

<p>call up Bush to just check if he might want to join after his two terms are done.</p>

<p>And then...</p>

<p>...R.Leo got on college confidential to find others to help with the plot. He quickly posted on the thread entitled...</p>

<p>So they made out.. </p>

<p>Patty got pregnant...</p>

<p>So she told Usher and he wrote a song about it.</p>

<p>He told her...</p>

<p>to drop it like it's hot, and so....</p>

<p>Patty dropped everything she was holding, including a golden egg she was planning to sell....</p>

<p>dude, go to teh Stanford board and see how their story turned out.</p>

<p>to someone that wanted to shove it down ecnerwalc3321's throat for interjecting and ruining the dramatic tension we have been working so hard to create. >8( Oh, and then Patty...</p>