<p>I've hid a few girls from my feed whose posts complained about drama drama drama. The "<em>generic statement as to what I'm doing tonight</em> <em>generic addition as to how I'm feeling</em> <em>generic warning to any b</em>tches who wanna ruin my day for me* and <em>generic conclusion with the generic backwards smiley face</em>" annoy me too... bc they're so generic :b</p>
<p>TBH, the only status updates I enjoy are funny or tell me about where someone is going next year. I don’t really care to know anything about anyone’s life, so I want them to post something that will entertain me. And I like when they post something about where they’re going to college so I can either feel superior to them or size them up as they’re my competition (and in rare cases be happy for a friend who got into where they wanted to go).</p>
<p>I come from a really competitive IB school, so I really dislike complacent people whining about how much work they have, and how they have to stay up all night working.</p>
<p>Funny thing is, they spend so much time whining and moaning, that they could’ve finished much faster instead of procrastinating.</p>
<p>I hate those emo, melodramatic girls who turn every boyfriend into their soulmate, and every breakup into a life-ending crisis. Like, this one girl who one of my friends went out with (ie was roped into going out with) for less than a day (he finally grew a pair and said no), posted a status saying, “he own my heart and soul though im soppoused to forget him i cant ill love him forever and maybe one day he’ll love me again [sic].”</p>
<p>The ones that say ‘I’m bored.’ If you’re so bored, get off Facebook and find something to do!</p>
<p>^Maybe they’re hoping someone will respond on Facebook that they want to hang out. Still very passive, though.</p>
<p>Have you ever seen a group of statuses from a bunch of girls (all around the same time) where they’ve all tagged each other and referred to something that just happened, then they all post pictures and you realize that they’re all at a party?</p>
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<p>And then they post song lyrics to go along with it.</p>
<p>The people who post their Formsprings every three seconds are annoying, too. Especially when the majority of their questions are along the lines of, “oMGzzzzzzZZZ y r u such a slut???111?111!!” It’s like the person who asks is begging to be a virtual punching bag…</p>
<p>^Or they’re looking for opportunities to whine more on the internet.
omggggg i hate formspring *****es :(( ALL YOU HATERS OUT THERE DNT POST ON MY FORMSPRING. KTHXBAI! but whateverrrrrr idgas</p>
<p>I hate the ones that have a song lyrics. The popular one is from a line from “What’s My Name?”. Or the ones that include drama or talking about “deez bit-ches”.</p>
<p>“why is everyone in my town doing ecstasy now? thats so 3 years ago.”</p>
<p>Taken exactly from my news feed…and she’s serious</p>
<p>I really dislike the ones that are updated every 2 hours that go along the lines of : I’m hungry, I’m bored, I’m tired, ughh hate physics, ughh hate calc. THe surprising thing is that people actually comment on them. YOu don’t need to be saying what you’re doing all the time :/</p>
<p>I also really dislike those stupid lovey like things…like “yuu wearr no makeupp, in yurr pj’ss, hairr upp and he still wuld hold yuu in hiss armsss<3” WELL DUH, guys will do anything to get laid.</p>
<p>I highly dislike all the ridiculous “likes” everyone has</p>
<p>^^haha so true. :p</p>
<p>People who post “OMG I’M SO IN LOVE WITH __________” And they’ve only been dating for three weeks.
I also don’t like song lyrics at all.</p>
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This.
x100
And I’m like the only girl I know on FB who doesn’t like this cheesy stuff about “he calls you beautiful not hot” and such.</p>
<p>“I love him he completes me.”
“Shower, then mall!”
“Can’t wait for tonight!”
“Ugh, school.”</p>
<p>&c.</p>
<p>“So high lol!”
If you are high then what the **** are you doing on Facebook. That’s just pathetic.</p>
<p>^Hahahah yeah I know that</p>
<p>“text me!”
“uggghh dear school your so hard” <— oblivious that it is actually “you’re”
As well as emo statuses about nothing. Your life is not nearly as bad as you think. There are the legitimate complaints, and the ones that are just whining.</p>