<p>Jewish
Stereotypes I fulfill:
Like 90% of my family are doctors
I love food, especially bagels and kugel 
For pretty much every holiday, the food is like the most important part
I’m obsessed with the Holocaust
I’m smart and intellectual
My mom is pretty overprotective and worries A TON.
My grandmother, before she died, would always worry about me going outside in “only a sweater.” It’d be like mid-70s and sunny lol.</p>
<p>Ones I don’t:
I’m tall
I don’t have a “Jewish nose”
I’m not cheap
I don’t want to be a doctor
I’m really not hairy at all–I actually have so little/light hair on my legs, I don’t even have to shave them unless I want them to be smooth. It’s awesome. Like if you look at them, you can’t tell at all that I haven’t shaved unless you’re literally pressing your face against my leg.</p>
<p>Californian
Stereotypes I fulfill:
I wasn’t born here
I live two blocks from the beach
I’ve vegetarian
Pot is awesome. 
We’ll just leave it at that.
I say hella–hella much
I support gay rights and marijuana legalization and all sorts of other crap</p>
<p>Ones I don’t:
I’m really not laid-back AT ALL. I’m actually pretty tightly wound.
I HATE the sun
I love rain
I don’t talk like a Valley Girl or know any celebrities
I suck at surfing
I’m very conservative (except on social issues. But I hate Democrats way more than Republicans or Tea Party ppl)
I have seen snow very often and love it and I really really miss SEASONS!</p>
<p>hahaha that was fun!</p>