<p>OMG i’m ranked third out of 412. How do i become val? This one girl who is sal is TOTAL ■■■■■■ she’s only taking the minimum course load not to mention she doesnt even have friends. And the sal guy is a total nerd all he does is study all day he doesnt even have passion. I totally deserve to be val because ya know im so much better. Maybe i should talk to my prinicipal and if that doesn’t work i can always PAY OFF the school board right? I need to be val or ill never get in to HYPMSCABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY1783465 !!!</p>
<p>Never mind that I’m starting a war because I just want to ask this for the millionth time in a row: what do you think about AFFIRMATIVE ACTION???</p>
<p>whats a GOOD college gpa???</p>
<p>i plan on getting a 4.0 in college…will that be difficult???</p>
<p>HEY THERES THIS GIRL AT WORK THAT I THINK I SHOULD TALK TO BUT SHE DOESNT KNOW ME I THINK SHES INTERESTED THOUGH SHE LOOKED AT ME I LOOKED AT HER WE MIGHT HAVE A CONNECTION MAYBE I SHOULD TALK TO HER IS THAT HARD OH BUT I DONT WANT TO BE A CREEP BUT I THINK SHES PRETTY I WANT TO GO OUT WITH HER HEY WHATS THE APPROACH WHATS THE BEST OPENING LINE WHAT SHOULD I SAY</p>
<p>IS THERE A FORMULA FOR GETTING TO KNOW GIRLS</p>
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<p>just say hi … introduce yourself</p>
<p>but they never seem to listen</p>
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<p>have you tried “the game” by neil strauss?</p>
<p>From Urban Dictionary:</p>
<p>Jonathan from New York: Hello, my name is Jonathan from New York. I was wondering if I could get into any college in the entire universe with these ****<em>ty</em> grades and these terrible credentials. Will someone please help me!? Here goes: 5.0 GPA (on 4.0 scale); 1600 SATs; participated in every club in my high school; Started 12 new clubs/became Club President of each respective one; was Valedictorian of my class; participated in Community Service; Volunteered all over the place; Held jobs at 8 different workplaces; Wrote an amazing College Application essay; Teachers wrote excellent recommendations about me/sent those to the colleges; participated as Captain of every available high school sport team; played 4 different instruments/played in Jazz Band/Orchestra/Marching Band/Symphony Band/Choir… Oh yeah, and my high school is ranked #1 in the entire country… WHAT ARE MY CHANCES PEOPLE??? HELP ME!! I’m just so worried, and I probably won’t even get into the nearby Community College!! HEEEEEELLLPPPP!!! </p>
<p>I lol’d.</p>
<p>kinda creepy even if it’s a joke:</p>
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<p>“i plan on getting a 4.0 in college…will that be difficult???”</p>
<p>my favorite</p>
<p>Calling All Girls!!: Does size <em>really</em> matter?</p>
<p>Hi. My name is Quin. I just graduated highschool. I’m going to be applying to Harvard’s joint JD/MBA/MD program. How can I best ensure my acceptance?</p>
<p>My parents are upper-class, so they can pay for everything in college, along with all the other expenses I’ll ever have in my life. Even if I do fail at doing what I majored in college, I have a safety net made of steel, so I don’t ever have to worry about money.</p>
<p>Hi, I’m nervous for college. Will I make friends, even though you have never met me and are basing your answer only on a 2 sentence description that I wrote about myself?!?</p>
<p>Should I retake my 2300 SAT?</p>
<p>What do girls look like IRL!!!1111!1one!!!11!!</p>
<p>PENN IS SOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN (insert top school). Seriously, Penn is better because (insert lengthy rant backed by detailed articles, statistics, list of alumni, median SAT score and pie chart showing alumni income levels). </p>
<p>NO, CORNELL IS BETTER BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH (insert slight difference in average college admission factor) we still have (insert lengthy rant backed by detailed articles, statistics, list of alumni, median SAT score and pie chart showing alumni income levels)</p>
<p>…no but really, some posters on CC are so intense with their debates that I can’t imagine how intense they must be in the classrooms. And it’s not just the students from top schools, but I notice it a lot more from schools like Duke, Penn, Cornell, etc. Which is weird because it doesn’t make sense for people at the best colleges in the world to argue over minor academic differences, but whatever.</p>
<p>college confidential needs to collectively have a drink…or two…or a keg</p>
<p>^But Penn is actually better because of all those random statistics :)</p>
<p>I don’t drink/do drugs/have sex/watch TV/play Halo… will I ever find a significant other without changing this about myself?!</p>
<p>What should I be passionate about that doesn’t make me look like a stereotypical [insert ethnicity]?</p>
<p>Because I don’t feel like answering your question, since a) it’s already been asked a million times or b) just because I don’t like you, [insert witty/sarcastic response].</p>
<p>I’m a big mouth-breathing, basement-dwelling nerd and how do I start with women? I’m a really good catch because I’m a ‘nice guy’ and I’m sensitive and very very boring but loyal in a Spaniel-like way but I can’t even speak to girls without crapping my pants or whipping out Nietzsche to prove how smart I am. Help?</p>
<p>Dude, you have to learn how to play ‘the game’. Chicks are like carnival prizes and here’s 20 completely common-sense things to do to snag yourself some tail lolololol dong.</p>
<p>My DDDDDD is unable to make decisions on her own due to my helicopter parenting, help me choose a college for her that I will force her to attend and then spend another four years on CC discussing my darling darling darling dearest darling D.</p>
<p>^^ You know your pal is still cyber-stalking you right?</p>