<p>Wants to work in media covering politics and/or might have an interest in law.</p>
<p>Geography major with Russian minor.</p>
<p>Will map out Russia for some reason.</p>
<p>Chemical engineering major.</p>
<p>āDude Iāll make like, $100,000 right off the batā. Hasnāt seen a naked girl yet.</p>
<p>Sports Management</p>
<p>Could not make it as an athlete, but got amped after watching Jerry Maguire. āShow me the money!ā</p>
<p>Soil Science</p>
<p>Dirt tastes good</p>
<p>Neuroscience/Linguistics double major(female)</p>
<p>Futile attempts to describe your studies at parties end with a glassy-eyed stare and a frat-boy type gravely intoning āso you must be like, really smart or something.ā Last romantic relationship was with a used linguistics textbook, which ended with you throwing it across the room and sobbing āI just donāt GET the structuralist distinction between diachronic and synchronic analyses of language!ā </p>
<p>Quantitative Economics major</p>
<p>Likes and wants to make money, thinks quantitative econ is easier than qualitative, is not hardcore enough for actuarial science or finance, wants to be a boss someday.</p>
<p>Diagnostic Ultrasound</p>
<p>You suck at the MCAT but still hold on to your hopes of working in healthcareā¦</p>
<p>Physics/mathematics dual-major</p>
<p>Youāre a total nerd who makes those around him feel awkward.</p>
<p>Applied Mathematics</p>
<p>Studies all day and all night, future math teacher</p>
<p>Accounting + Finance dual major</p>
<p>Hopes to impress interviewers at top banks, ends up teaching personal finance in a high school.</p>
<p>Molecular Biology/Philosophy Double Major</p>
<p>Likes philosophy but doesnāt want to be unemployed after graduation, so decides to pursue a typical premed major in the hopes of getting into med school. </p>
<p>Geology with a minor in history of science</p>
<p>Finds rocks really cool. Minor just sorta happened.</p>
<p>Double major Computer Science and Neuroscience</p>
<p>Pre-Med or Engineering hopeful.</p>
<p>Sociology/Womenās Studies Double Major</p>
<p>Feminist, very liberal, but probably someone who wants to do his/her part to do good in the world.</p>
<p>Environmental Studies/ Russian double major</p>
<p>Wants to preserve the Siberian tundras.</p>
<p>Lemme seeā¦ a quadruple major in mathematics, physics, biology, and chemistry?</p>
<p>Not quadruple majoring for long.</p>
<p>Scientific computing major</p>
<p>Didnāt like the sound of the phrase ācomputer scienceā but liked the money associated with it. Last time he spotted a female was when he was so tired from staying up all night that he accidentally wandered into the ladiesā bathroom.</p>
<p>Letās see: Econ with a minor in Jewish studies</p>
<p>You like money.
A lot.</p>
<p>Double major in Bio and Comp Sci with a minor in History.</p>
<p>Wanted a backup so badly in case one got rejected from med school yet geared its minor to get a GPA high enough to go to med school</p>
<p>Food engineering</p>