<p>Would sell their belongings and move to India to discover the “meaning of life”. Doesn’t mind being broke for the rest of their life.</p>
<p>Molecular and Cellular Biology Major, double major in Psychology.</p>
<p>Pre-med, wants to stand out with a specialization and a second major. Interested in nature and his processes and in human behaviour but is not social and a bit nerdy. Finds his/her first girlfriend/boyfriend in Psychology class. </p>
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<p>Applied Math/Mechanical Engineering Double Major |
Economics Minor</p>
<p>Doesn’t like to sleep at ALL</p>
<p>Health Information Management</p>
<p>A lanky, glasses-wearing girl with OCD, wanted to be a librarian but compromised with parents who wanted her to be a doctor</p>
<p>Communications major, Spanish minor</p>
<p>His/her favourite Joke:
Mi pap</p>
<p>Can’t decide if they wanna be smart or design clothes or wanna work in a museum or extremely confused .</p>
<p>Athletic training</p>
<p>Borderline-overweight frat boy who’s basing his entire future on his love for the NFL but does not know that he’ll end up as a junior high gym teacher. </p>
<p>Political Science-Theater double major</p>
<p>Wants to be the next Reagan, ends up in occupy wall street because they can’t find a job</p>
<p>Creative Writing</p>
<p>Hahaha I can’t stay off of this page…</p>
<p>An awkward girl with no fashion sense who’s addicted to fanfiction and rom-coms</p>
<p>Soil Science</p>
<p>Knows what dirt tastes like</p>
<p>Music education</p>
<p>Too dumb for a real major, wants to party four years. Wants a safe job, does not take risks and is not ambitious.</p>
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<p>Political Science and Aerospace Engineering/ Minor in Geography/Pre-Law</p>
<p>Too many interests.</p>
<p>Political science: aspires to be a lawyer even though they’ll never be a layer.
aerospace engineering: smart and successful. if not smart, they’ll change majors after the first semester of sophomore year and graduate in 5 years.</p>
<p>geography: lol
pre-law: worse than poli sci</p>
<p>Finance</p>
<p>Likes money very much, not interested in his later job but the salary. Probably above-average intelligence, realizes he is able to make money und regrets his decision at the age of 40 when he got burn out.</p>
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<p>EECS (Electrical Engineering & Computer Science)</p>
<p>Will be working in India by 2018</p>
<p>Architecture</p>
<p>Too dumb for Engineering, too smart for Art. Likes buildings, does not like linear algebra. Open minded and likes to travel. Will be surprised that his/her job is not like he/she imagined. </p>
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<p>Latin</p>
<p>Wants to be a lawyer</p>
<p>Marketing</p>
<h2>Watches advertisements for fun, will end up at a dead end retail job and claim that she is ‘using her major’.</h2>
<p>Social Work with a minor in economics</p>
<p>Will work for the government in social services and only use the economics minor to help you live paycheck to paycheck</p>
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<p>Music Education with an emphasis in Elementary</p>
<p>Watson in Sherlock: The Musical (bad joke, I guess you meant “Elementary Education”…)</p>
<p>Probably a single guy who spent his childhood attached to his mother, loves cats, baking, and romance novels </p>
<p>Casino Management</p>
<p>Guy that uses his C.M Certificate to get a job as a casino dealer, and then gets arrested after helping an international ring of thieves gain access to the casino’s safe for a sizeable commission.</p>
<p>Petroleum Engineering</p>