<p>Is in that major because he/she loves history, but will eventualy go to Law school</p>
<p>biology with minor in business (not pre.med!)</p>
<p>Smart guy whoâs a Jerk </p>
<p>Accounting Technology</p>
<p>Invents turbo tax 2.0</p>
<p>Supply chain management</p>
<p>Loves Amazon.com more than any sane person should and decides that no matter what, he will work for them in the future</p>
<p>Crop and Soil Science</p>
<p>Farmer?</p>
<p>Physical Chemistry</p>
<p>Went into his hairstylist last week with a picture of Albert Einstein, and said, âThis is what I have to look like in order to succeed.â
Really does believe that the Laws of Physics are changeable. Goes bonkers over those atom splitting machines. I absolutely insane.</p>
<p>Soviet Studies</p>
<p>^felt history was too broad of a major and wanted to focus on Soviet Studies. Likes to learn! </p>
<p>Nutrition</p>
<p>A woman, either loves food or has an eating disorder (Sad, but thereâs actually some truth to that)</p>
<p>Slavic Languages and Literatures</p>
<p>Someone genuinely interested in the Slavic language and culture.</p>
<p>Diagnostic Ultrasound</p>
<p>Wants to work in the med field, but do something unique.</p>
<p>Human Development</p>
<p>The one person in the world that loved going through puberty.</p>
<p>Meteorology with a minor in geography</p>
<p>Person who loves the outdoors, backpacking, hiking, rock climbing, etc.</p>
<p>Film Production and Economics (Double Major)</p>
<p>Really loves Film Production, but wanted to pair it w/ a safe degree.</p>
<p>Psychology</p>
<p>Either a hot and smart girl looking for an interesting major or a male hardcore psycho who analyzes the behaviour of his fellow human all the time</p>
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<p>Female. Archtiecture major physics Minor</p>
<p>Wears glasses and pantsuits; thinks that sheâs enlightened and breaking the stereotype for not going into Graphic Design but has little understanding about how poor the job market is for Architecture.</p>
<p>Electrical Engineering, pre-med</p>
<p>Wonât be premed after sophomore year due to GPA</p>
<p>Physics</p>
<p>Someone just looking to slack by having an easy major, or one of those like crazy obsessed history nerds who worship like Alexander Hamilton or something and loves museums</p>
<p>Dance major</p>
<p>Edit: This is to physics due to post timing</p>
<p>Physics:
Science enthusiast that wants to learn endlessly the wonders of the world but not put it to use. Prides major and math skills / not getting weeded out by the initial courses.
Cool, but it is similar to how an engineer like me is not into literature. Nice theory, nice well-written piece, but not to practical use and worthy time.</p>
<p>Dance: Will make a show out of self, or teach it but not much more. Very cultural and not planning for future jobsâmaybe theyâll have the money to support themselves and may they live a happy life with their passionâŠ</p>
<p>Neuroscience</p>
<p>An introvert who is too snobby to major in neurology premed and goes into phd neuroscience and ends up as a substitute high school bio teacher</p>
<p>Male double majoring in linguistics and womenâs studies</p>
<p>Only male teaching language at a high schoolâdepartment head over all the women. Understands why everyone else is against him. Flirts with his students and takes up class periods ranting about women and dating methods.</p>
<p>Special Education / Education for the deaf, disordered, etc</p>