<p>A woman, pretty but single with no kids (because her students are her children), acts old before her time, the kind of women you will eventually see on What Not to Wear</p>
<p>Female Military Science major</p>
<p>Military tom boy who wants to be the first female Joint Chief of Staff</p>
<p>Biology and Chemistry double major</p>
<p>A biochemistry major who thinks it will make them look more attractive to medical school if they have two Bachelors of Arts degree from Biology and Chemistry as opposed to one Bachelors of Science degree in Biochemistry.</p>
<p>Biomedical Engineer with Molecular Medicine minor</p>
<p>Thinks that undergrad major will help him get into med/grad school and ends up as a middle school bio teacher because no jobs require that specific a major</p>
<p>White person majoring in African American Studies</p>
<p>Person who feels they owe it to society to become a Civil Rights lawyer, but really is just going to become a workplace injury lawyer</p>
<p>Chemical Engineering and Chemistry</p>
<p>Always stuck in the science building, working on some sort of lab or project. Probably studies to the point of sacrificing their health, but is brilliant.</p>
<p>History major with minors in music and pyschology.</p>
<p>^Interested in history but didnât know where they would go after college, so took the minors as safety nets. Probably going to go into teaching or maybe work at a museum or research facility. </p>
<p>Double major psychology and marketing.</p>
<p>Trying to become a great entrepreneur. Will use his/her psych knowledge to steal money from me.</p>
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<p>Watched Numb3rs way too much. Could probably do non math major friends math homework in minutes.</p>
<p>International Affairs with a minor in Education</p>
<p>Wants to work in government but is scared about job prospects so while job hunting might try and be a sub for high school government classes⊠?</p>
<p>International Politics (Foreign Policy concentration), Asian Studies certificate (basically a minor).</p>
<p>^
Wants to work for the U.S. Embassy. </p>
<p>Criminal Justice major</p>
<p>Husky guy trying to grow a Chevron mustache. Loves cop shows, the idea of using a taser, and doughnuts.</p>
<p>Cinema Studies, male</p>
<p>Thinks he will make it big in the film industry.
2 years later: Would you like butter on your popcorn?</p>
<p>Electrical Engineering</p>
<p>Just wants a job, true passion is acting.</p>
<p>Classics</p>
<p>Takes the idea of a toga party way too seriously</p>
<p>Oceanography</p>
<p>Thinks Marine Biology is too cliche so decides to study the habitat instead of the animals</p>
<p>Math and History Dual Major</p>
<p>Feels she needs to compensate with the world after smashing a SeaWorld mug with her name on it, yet realizes the cliche in being a marine biologist. Does get to wear intimidatingâalthough probably uselessâheadsets.</p>
<p>Acoustical Engineering</p>
<p>going to work for some asshat dj.</p>
<p>electrical engineering</p>
<p>Asian.</p>
<p>diagnostic ultrasound</p>
<p>Loves babies a lot.</p>
<p>Applied Math & Statistics major with emphasis in Physics</p>