<p>Polo shirts or button downs with jeans. A few random arm tattoos that aren’t particularly noticeable at first but one large one on the leg and foot. Of course, all the tattoos are nerdy types with references to video games and books.</p>
<p>Math and History Double Major</p>
<p>Gets super turned on by the number zero. Also will take at least five years to graduate. </p>
<p>Anthropology with a minor in history</p>
<p>Is obsessed with Egyptian pharaohs and wants an excuse to travel the world.</p>
<p>English major with a Secondary Ed endorsement</p>
<p>Loves reading a line like ‘the car was blue’ and then carefully explaining that the car was a vessel to mysteriously taje the character on a lifelobg journey to fufill her life and that the color blue is symbolic of the road from sadness. Aka an annoying average school English teacher haha</p>
<p>International business and Spanish minor</p>
<p>Wants to study business and travel and believes knowing Spanish makes them more marketable even though Chinese would be more beneficial in today’s economy</p>
<p>Communication Sciences and Disorders Studies</p>
<p>Future Speech-Language Pathologist</p>
<p>Cognitive Science</p>
<p>Has no clue what their own major even is but thinks it sounds good</p>
<p>Communications with a focus on PR with a second major in Theatre</p>
<p>^ You friggin hit the nail on its head
Extroverted. Dramatic. </p>
<p>Enology</p>
<p>Original plan was to become a botanist, but they couldn’t keep up with the work so they found the thought of focusing on a single plant endearing. Calls it enology because they’re selfconscious about their decision and figure most people are too lazy to use a dictionary.</p>
<p>Double major in pure math and physics with a music minor</p>
<p>Wants to be a professor and thinks having the music minor justifies playing piano at random times throughout the day</p>
<p>Psychology and Criminal Justice double major</p>
<p>Wants to be a PI and live the life of a Lifetime Movie character. </p>
<p>Community Development major, Civic Leadership minor?</p>
<p>It’s a former Key Clubber wanting to continue his service. Aiming for the international positions much?</p>
<p>Majoring in Heating, Ventilation, and Air Conditioning</p>
<p>Wants to turn his passion for thermodynamics into something useful.</p>
<p>Female physics major.</p>
<p>Very intelligent. Gets along with the guys well.
Biomedical engineering with English minor</p>
<p>Asian pushed to attend med school due to societal pressure but still dreams of Kafka at night</p>
<p>Theoretical physics and economics</p>
<p>Couldn’t decide whether they wanted to be a researcher or a businessperson so said “Screw it, I’ll decide later”</p>
<p>Liberal Studies/Special Education</p>
<p>A pretty girl, who perhaps had an autistic sibling and wants to help other kids in the same situation.</p>
<p>Double major in Psychology and Neuroscience</p>
<p>A girl who watches Grey’s Anatomy and thinks it would be great to be a neurosurgeon, but decided she’ll also take Psych just in case</p>
<p>Africana Studies/Art History</p>
<p>Wants to be an art appraiser specializing in African tribal jewelry and masks. Will likely end up an insurance salesperson for a large company. Hopes to end up in the art insuring section of the company.</p>
<p>Computer Science and Psychology</p>
<p>Wants to pursue something that they will get them a job, and something they find interesting.</p>
<p>Biology with a minor in American Sign Language.</p>