<p>Is at (or wishes they were at) an extremely small school. Typical hipster/nerd hybrid.</p>
<p>Athletic Training with a minor in Spanish</p>
<p>Central American baseball recruit</p>
<p>International Relations</p>
<p>Confident enough to ignore the STEM propaganda.</p>
<p>Criminal</p>
<p>Hopes to be a criminal defense lawyer⊠or really loves NCIS.</p>
<p>Molecular Biology and Economics Double Major</p>
<p>Wants to work in healthcare/research in some way. Has no free time.</p>
<p>Economics major on premed track.</p>
<p>Wants to be a well-rounded doctor and will attempt to avoid debt from med school by playing the stock market</p>
<p>Dance</p>
<p>Not really that good, but parents pressured them into it.</p>
<p>English</p>
<p>Someone who judges others for not having read (Insert obscure early twentieth century novel). Alternatively, someone who loves to write and doesnât care about career prospects.</p>
<p>East Asian Studies</p>
<p>Wants an excuse to marry a girl in Thailand.</p>
<p>Communications (PR concentration) and Theatre (performance concentration)</p>
<p>Is East Asian and his/her parents are forcing him/her to study this. Is probably double majoring or minoring is something he/she actually enjoys and plans on pursuing. </p>
<p>Black Studies</p>
<p>Either a West coast white American guy with a thing for Asian girls, or a second-or third-generation child of Asian immigrants with an identity crisis.</p>
<p>Basque</p>
<p>Guys, you both posted at the same time. And after meâŠ</p>
<p>Iâm not a guy</p>
<p>I refer to multiples of people that way regardless of their genders. Like a lot of people do.</p>
<p>âWhat is thatâ</p>
<p>ChemE</p>
<p>Not smart enough to do real chemistry, thinks is superior anyway.</p>
<p>Chemistry.</p>
<p>@SerenityJade:
Or a guy who wants to pick up Latina chicks at the gym :P</p>
<p>^Either pre-pharmacist or wants to find a middle ground between Biology and Physics.</p>
<p>Kinesiology</p>
<p>A smart jock. Good at sports and solid at science.</p>
<p>History with a minor in Psychology and Music.</p>
<p>^^ very emotional, likes to ponder.</p>
<p>Materials Engineering or Secondary Education (Chemistry)</p>
<p>^oh and by the way I am a female.</p>