<p>Wants to be the next Walter White</p>
<p>Geology</p>
<p>Ha. Someone should tell my friend at Harvard that being an English major isn’t quite the same thing as Journalism. ;)</p>
<p>But geology…likes rocks. Likes making lots of money by studying rocks even more.</p>
<p>Linguistics</p>
<p>Wants to be a writer/editor/publisher all in one</p>
<p>Enrolled in cosmetology school during the summer while a business major at a college</p>
<p>Hot female that would potentially like to open her own business</p>
<p>Biology(w/Pre-med track)</p>
<p>@bark123 hahaha next walter white was exactly what i wanted someone to guess</p>
<p>Typical pre-med student. Destined for either riches as a doctor or a life of debt if not accepted to medical school.</p>
<p>Economics with pre-med track.</p>
<p>A pre med student who, if admitted to med school, will make smart money decisions and not graduate with 300,000 dollars in debt. </p>
<p>Double major in history and biology for pre med.</p>
<p>Shots fired!! haha</p>
<p>Would you like fries with that?</p>
<p>information technology.
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<p>CS majors will take all the jobs he applys for</p>
<p>Meteorology</p>
<p>looks at the clouds and decides if it’ll rain</p>
<p>petroleum engineering</p>
<p>An engineer that knows where the real money is.</p>
<p>International Relations major that chose to go to college abroad. (i.e. American studying at, say, St. Andrew’s in Scotland)</p>
<p>Wants to see the world, dreams of being an ambassador between america and some European country, will most likely end up as the secretary to the secretary to the guy who follows the ambassador.</p>
<p>Aviation and Linguistics double major</p>
<p>Going to college on the GI bill out of the Air Force. Isn’t sure whether he wants to become an airline pilot or go back the Air Force as a Linguist.</p>
<p>Kinesiology</p>
<p>Wanna be pro football player, only going to college until eligible for the draft</p>
<p>Math+Statistics</p>
<p>swallowed a calculator when they were younger</p>
<p>psychology</p>
<p>party hard, work not-so-hard. </p>
<p>physics & engineering double major</p>
<p>Wants to have zero social life.</p>
<p>Pure math</p>
<p>Wants to be the guy from NUMB3RS.</p>
<p>Astromony and Supply Chain Management</p>
<p>“Guys, I’ve got an idea…FedEx…in SPACE!”</p>
<p>Biblical Studies/Pre-Physical Therapy</p>
<p>“Guys, I’ve got an idea…a religious cult…at the gym!”
<em>insert CrossFit jokes here</em></p>
<p>Culinary Arts and Nuclear Engineering</p>