Stereotyping by College Major

<p>will become a cartoonist</p>

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<p>neurochemistry</p>

<p>Is that what you want to be now?</p>

<p>…</p>

<p>Refers to the brain as “rock” around her colleagues; as in “pass the rock, yo”. Knows what cortical plasticity is.</p>

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<p>Philosophy major, linguistics minor</p>

<p>^ you are high on weed!!!</p>

<p>Biochemistry & Molecular Biology</p>

<p>cultural anthropology/pre-med</p>

<p>Really loves anthropology but wants to please mum and dad.</p>

<p>Double major: political science and economics</p>

<p>likes dead white guys, spewing about the gnp, and tedious political arguments. will end up in business or law</p>

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<p>Linguistics</p>

<p>Can barely comprehend his native language

pure math with a minor in philosophy&lt;/p&gt;

<p>Numbers are the only things that make sense. Likes to find the meaning of life through math.
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<p>Mechanical Engineering</p>

<p>likes cars and wants to build the robots in the future</p>

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<p>Philosophy with economics minor</p>

<p>You have tons of questions with no answers.</p>

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<p>Statistics major</p>

<p>You like to hedge everything you say with “assuming that” and “probably”.</p>

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<p>Electrical engineering and physics dual major.</p>

<p>^^^^^ someday wants to build the biggest, baddest, most amazing Roller coaster known to mankind. and or, work at a cable company. xD</p>

<p>(forgot to post a major) International Relations minor in Italian.</p>

<p>^^Will move to Italy after graduation and sell Lamborghinis.</p>

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<p>Double major-Environmental Policy and Political Science</p>

<p>Someone who is liberally inclined and will probably join PETA.</p>

<p>Sports Administration/Management Major.</p>

<p>The next john madden.</p>

<p>Communication with an accounting minor</p>

<p>funny.</p>

<p>a double major of math and english.</p>

<h2>Someone who is very conflicted and might have multiple personality disorder.</h2>

<p>Classics major</p>

<p>Someone who like studying languages that won’t be any use and translating english writings.</p>

<p>Philosophy/Biology (Pre-pharmacy)</p>