<p>Exciting Saturday Nights ^</p>
<p>Visual and Performing Arts</p>
<p>Exciting Saturday Nights ^</p>
<p>Visual and Performing Arts</p>
<p>Not smart enough for a "real" major. Hoping his or her one play job/hobby comic will become a career.</p>
<p>Classics</p>
<p><em>Edit: replied to visual/performing arts</em></p>
<h2>You can see my mime performance on your lunch break near the local park. I won't actually be inside the park. I've been fined for loitering in the past.</h2>
<p>Women's Studies</p>
<p>^^Lesbian.</p>
<p>Haha, I love the bashing of every major.</p>
<p>econ (10 char</p>
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<p>I think I know what the stock market is going to do, but if only I would just listen to Buffet I might actually get something right...</p>
<p>athletic training</p>
<p>Not good enough to be a pro athlete</p>
<p>elementary education</p>
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<p>Sorry.. gotta laugh at that first part.. SO offbase :confused:</p>
<p>Elementary Ed: caring people who like to play with kids ;)</p>
<p>Exercise Physiology</p>
<p>football players who don't know what else to major in because they are just here for the games and the full ride (seriously like 85%+ of the program is that here).</p>
<p>Pre-pharmacy</p>
<p>Want to help people but are queasy at blood.</p>
<p>Sports Management (srsly, thats the main reason so many jocks come to my school)</p>
<p>LOL that is why my friend is majoring in pharmacy. Fainted twice in anatomy. </p>
<p>Sports Management: Sports fanatic but can't play well. </p>
<p>Architecture</p>
<h2>Is a big Howard Roark (The Fountainhead) fan, lol.</h2>
<p>Computer Science</p>
<p>enjoys computer games more than spending time outside interacting with real life people. typical nerd who plots revenge against those who picked on him in high school by sending them viruses.</p>
<p>communication</p>
<p>Those people that you can't get to quit talking for 2 minutes.</p>
<p>Chemistry.</p>
<p>^^masochist...or someone who wants access to arsenic :X</p>
<p>econ/math</p>
<p>Future Wall Streeters....... Human calculators</p>
<p>electrical engineers</p>
<p>^ Probably double majoring that with Comp sci.....basically a computer geek.</p>
<p>Pre-law</p>
<p>driven, intelligent, articulate, but not creative</p>
<p>english</p>
<p>Creative, hippy, organic-loving readers of Emily Dickinson who are a card short of a whole deck.</p>
<p>North American Studies.</p>