<p>Aspires to invent some kind of revolutionary technology that a major company or the U.S. government will invest in… wants to own a tropical island, but will end up patenting something as useful as the yo-yo.</p>
<p>^^Masochist</p>
<p>Bioengineering</p>
<p>Probably become the next Orochimaru from Naruto</p>
<p>Double Major: Physics and Maths</p>
<p>Physics and Math: Crazy nerd who enjoys doing things that I do not.</p>
<p>Double Major: Graphic Design and Computer Science</p>
<p>Computer geek with a creative side.</p>
<p>Nuclear Engineering</p>
<p>Nuclear Engineering: Excited when they think of having a nucleur weapon showdown with other countries.</p>
<p>Microbiology</p>
<p>Germ freak</p>
<p>Aviation</p>
<p>Too good to become a pilot</p>
<p>Biomedical Engineering & Finance</p>
<p>Probably Asian, hates his or her job, but is in for the money</p>
<p>Mathematical Physics</p>
<p>Loves physics, but wants to make it more obtuse and difficult and learn higher math. A total nerdlinger. Never even seen a girl.</p>
<p>(btw nuclear engineering majors tend to work at power plants not missile factories)</p>
<p>Early Childhood Education.</p>
<p>A girl.</p>
<p>Criminal Justice</p>
<p>Pre-law who heard that the major is relatively easy</p>
<p>Economics and History double major</p>
<p>Economics and History double major: Someone who thinks being a double major makes him hot $hit, even though both of his majors are extremely easy. </p>
<p>Civil Engineering</p>
<p>Likes to build things</p>
<p>electrical engineer</p>
<p>The kid who built his own computer and who everyone calls to fix their stuff.</p>
<p>Public Relations</p>
<p>Probably won’t get a job in the future</p>
<p>Double Major Physics and Math</p>
<p>WILL be getting a job in the future. And will be making a nice salary.</p>
<p>Economics</p>
<p>econ majors seem to fall into 2 categories:</p>
<ul>
<li><p>average kid who wanted an easy major that would lead to a good job. has 0 interest in his boring classes but will put up with it for the grades so he can get a standard entry-level business job in a few years</p></li>
<li><p>wants to go to grad school; likes to debate politics and econ policy a lot with other econ nerds</p></li>
</ul>
<p>…</p>
<p>Architecture & Urban Design</p>
<p>^Very intelligent individuals with style.</p>
<p>Biochemistry</p>
<p>Medical person, like 2/3s of the science majors aren’t biochem already lol</p>
<p>Double major in math and physics</p>