<p>^ Thinks he or she can see into everyone’s brain, also he or she is probably ones with the most mental issues not the patients.</p>
<p>Chemistry and Cellular and Molecular Microbiology [Pre-Pharm]</p>
<p>^ Very smart, but either can’t or doesn’t want to deal with the public or lots of people. Hopes to cure the world’s ills some day but doesn’t dare state such a lofty goal aloud.</p>
<p>Secondary Education [Social Studies]</p>
<p>i get the point i just think its stupid. I just think its kinda mean, like do you want someone to judge you on what you become? Its very shallow in my opinion and I say this realizing I could have someone get mad at me but I don’t care, Its a game where you call people nerds, losers, unmotivated, or whatever. Almost 75% of these comments are just plain mean.</p>
<p>It’s not just to have good-natured fun about different majors, it’s also to see what other people stereotype that major as. I might give a stereotype that I know is not always true, but since it is the stereotype that exists, that’s the one I’ll write.</p>
<p>Secondary Education [Social Studies] - Graduated high school not knowing what to do but with high grades in history classes. Wants summers off and thinks teaching is an easy route to a stable job.</p>
<p>Journalism</p>
<p>confident writer who dislikes monotonous office jobs but likes adventures. also on the ambitious side, and would consider giving up family temporarily in exchange for a successful career.</p>
<p>civil engineering and architecture</p>
<p>Civil Engineering and Architecture - Both highly analytical and artistic. Props and respect for both of these majors (not to mention both of them * combined *…arch keeps ya in the studio all of the time, is it even possible to have another major alongside it?). High probability of being a square peg. </p>
<p>Linguistics</p>
<p>Language/word geek who is not unlike myself and hence very cool. Fascinated when they hear another language spoken, like to guess at accents and word origins, and correct grammar/spelling way too often. </p>
<p>Artificial Intelligence</p>
<p>Too smart and ends up building evil robots that conquer the humanity</p>
<p>Human Development</p>
<p>Either a really nice girl who wants to help others or a party girl looking to eventually get her MRS</p>
<p>Cognitive Studies</p>
<p>Slightly more nerdy, slightly more obnoxious, slightly more smart than a regular psychology major. </p>
<p>International Business</p>
<p>Chose his major for picking up women in bars. Does not have a strong grasp of exactly what “international business” entails, but hey, he likes beaches and money, so why not?</p>
<p>Actuarial Science</p>
<p>Good with numbers. Bad with people.</p>
<p>Business Administration</p>
<p>Lol@Tappmann’s</p>
<p>Business Administration: Michael Scott wannabe</p>
<p>History</p>
<p>either (a) C student that wants to coach high school sports
or (b) Ambitious, opinionated, and lonely</p>
<p>Music Performance and Neuroscience (dual degree)</p>
<p>Asian who has been playing piano/violin since they were 3, and wants to be a brain surgeon (maybe because I know way too many people doing music performance/neuroscience who are ALL Asians…)</p>
<p>Dance</p>
<p>Either a homosexual male, a high-energy girl who partook in the dance team all throughout high school, or an Asian “B-boy” type with his own dance crew.</p>
<p>Recreation Administration</p>
<p>Wants to run Disneyland, will wind up assistant manager at a summer camp in Indiana.</p>
<p>Environmental science.</p>
<p>Pretentious hippie who thinks they can “save” the planet. </p>
<p>Cognitive Systems</p>
<p>^first impression: w.tf? (after googling) . . . nerd.</p>
<p>Pre-med Rhetoric major.</p>