<p>wants to be on the discovery channel but fails. ends up working in a zoo. collects bugs and again, is likely male.</p>
<p>horticulture</p>
<p>was working in the Svalbard Global Seed Vault on the Norwegian island of Spitsbergen; when, in December, 2012, the entire vault was submerged in the arctic waters. Fortunately, the horticulturist’s fossilized skeleton is the first of moderrn humanity discovered by evolved apes 78 million years into the future.</p>
<p>Hydrogeological Engineering</p>
<p>Wants to be rich but green</p>
<p>LGBT Studies Major, Women’s Studies minor (difficulty: straight guy)</p>
<p>Will never get a girlfriend because everyone assumes he’s gay</p>
<p>Spanish Language major, Aerospace Engineering minor</p>
<p>Parents made him go into engineering, but the kid decided to follow his dream of being the next Indiana Jones. Took the engineering minor to appease his dad, though.</p>
<p>French/philosophy double major, government minor</p>
<p>^ person who picks random major but actually pre-law</p>
<p>Biomedical</p>
<p>I want money, but I’m waaaaaaaaaaaaaay un-original</p>
<p>Russian literature</p>
<p>^ Person was about to be a Russian major but realized he or she wouldn’t be any better than 99% of all russians out there that already know russian. </p>
<p>Neuroscience and Chemistry.</p>
<p>Over ambitous premed dude trying to impress people with the difficulty of his majors.</p>
<p>Italian major</p>
<p>^ Italian American trying to connect with his/her roots</p>
<p>Human and Organizational Development</p>
<p>dropped out and joined a cult</p>
<p>the bachelor of science in tarot card reading (pre med)</p>
<p>magical genius</p>
<p>a sorority girl majoring in math and computer science</p>
<p>if hot, the girl of my dreams</p>
<p>Physics</p>
<p>Works in a patent office and rides a bike.</p>
<p>pseudo polyglotism</p>
<p>English please</p>
<p>International Business</p>
<p>Also it’s true, they do ride bikes lol</p>
<p>works in import/ export… but when Seinfeld asked him to generin his show… he flipped out and began wearing a condom over each finger while pretending they are lazers and he’s robbing 7-11’s.</p>
<p>general studies</p>
<p>Only in college because their parents made them. No idea what they want to do, and will get a menial job after graduation which they didn’t even need the degree for in the first place.</p>
<p>Physical Therapy</p>
<p>if male: a gigalo</p>
<p>Transportation and Logistics Management</p>
<p>Someone who wants control and money but is too lazy to actually do something substantial. </p>
<p>Music Business</p>
<p>Will go on to start his own small recording/production business, with clients being mostly groups he was in during college</p>
<p>Agribusiness Economics</p>