<p>Stuck in a cubicle crunching numbers.</p>
<p>English</p>
<p>Always stuck in the library reading musty old books</p>
<p>Sociology</p>
<p>"Investigates" the obvious.</p>
<p>Theater.</p>
<p>If it's a dude, gay.<br>
If it's a girl, aspires to be the next Elle Woods....off-broadway.</p>
<h2>For both? Future introduction to theater teachers at local high school.</h2>
<p>Fashion Merchandising</p>
<p>Very much into high fashion. Versace, D&G, Armani, you name it. Can't afford it, so this was the next best thing.</p>
<p>Will never be able to afford it.</p>
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<p>Gender Studies</p>
<p>Sex addict.</p>
<p>Marine biology.</p>
<p>Nobody? bump bump</p>
<h2>For marine biology = future tour guide at the New England Aquarium</h2>
<p>Aeronautics</p>
<p>the kid who throws paper planes</p>
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<p>Mathematical Engineering</p>
<p>Nerdy super-genius, thinks like in "a beautiful mind"</p>
<p>French Major</p>
<p>Wants to live in France one day and owns a beret.
Will probably teach rich kids at a private school French</p>
<p>Creative Writing major</p>
<p>"I writez teh good books!!!!!!11!1!! and Edward is soo pretty!"</p>
<p>(...tee...)</p>
<p>chemical engineering</p>
<p>Doesn't give two ****s about the environment</p>
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<p>Naval Architecture/Marine Engineering</p>
<p>Someone who wants to build things, but doesn't want something ordinary</p>
<p>Pre-pharmacy</p>
<p>Heard that you can get paid tons of money for putting pills in bottles</p>
<p>political science</p>
<h2>Wants to go to a top 5 law school following undergrad and begin his/her career in public office..with hopes of becoming the next President of the USA.</h2>
<p>Manufacturing/Operations Management</p>
<p>...has no idea what the heck they want to do with their life.</p>
<p>Philosophy!</p>
<p>...has no idea what the heck they want to do with their life. but likes to think.</p>
<p>Linguistics :-D</p>
<p>Will dissect words for fun. And then will correct everyone's grammar.</p>
<p>Biochemistry</p>
<p>Bill Nye the Science guy. or an evil genius lolz</p>
<p>Classics</p>