<p>Thinks about art critically (in a good way!)</p>
<p>Music and Pysch double major</p>
<p>Wants to be a music therapist or wants to get the underlying psychological meaning from the lyrics of his favorite songs</p>
<p>Bowling Industry Management and Canadian Studies double major</p>
<p>^Watches 125 hours of Curling during the Winter Olympics, and can actually explain the proper strategy of the game. Thinks itās āhot outā when it reaches 55 degrees. Carries a 210 bowling average.</p>
<p>Environmental Studies</p>
<p>āHi, my name is Rain. I have my own kiln, and my dress is made out of wheat.ā</p>
<p>French major, Polish minor, pre-vet</p>
<p>Has to explain to confused people who live in Midwestern states that start and end in vowels what āChicanoā means.</p>
<p>Leadership (Yes, this really is a major. Or at least a minor. Whatever. Just take it. Iām looking forward to some funny responses.)</p>
<p>Sorry I screwed that one up. Iāll redo from smorgasbordās post.</p>
<p>French major, Polish minor, pre-vet: has DID</p>
<p>Leadership (Yes, this really is a major. Or at least a minor. Whatever. Just take it. Iām looking forward to some funny responses.)</p>
<p>Iām not actually good at any one thing by I can talk big game, so listen to me.</p>
<p>Womenās Studies</p>
<p>Hates Men. Period. </p>
<p>Dance (Yes, this actually exists)</p>
<p>Hate to go again but since my sister may do thisā¦</p>
<p>not really good at any hard science/doesnāt try hard enough. Always good at dance but doesnāt have the skill/resources to get into a top dance school. Doing this as a fall back as opposed to a real major. Hopefully doubling with a practical oneā¦</p>
<p>idk, Nuclear Engineer</p>
<p>Nuclear Engineer: Obsessed with explosions as a toddler, but now finds them a bit too pedestrian for his/her tastes. Is hoping for the same excitement he/she remembered as a toddler in college and hopefully, for the rest of his/her life. :D</p>
<p>Pharmacy</p>
<p>(I love how the first thing nuclear means is bombs, lol)</p>
<p>Pharmacy: i dont feel like going to medical school but i still want to make moneyā¦an help people.</p>
<p>International Studies</p>
<p>Wants to work in the State Department</p>
<p>History major with a pre-med concentration</p>
<p>Possibly has law and med school aspirations, or is simply interested in history and intends on med school.</p>
<p>Economics major, italian studies minor.</p>
<p>An Italian Frat. who relishes the party scene, and has aspirations in being on the next season of Jersey Shore. </p>
<p>Biochemistry.</p>
<p>Mafia boss</p>
<p>Ok, 99% of all these suck, you should all be embarrassed.</p>
<p>Biochemistry -
Slacker, second-tier student that was not good enough to get accepted to a school with a biomedical engineering program and so tried to find the next best thing and chose one that shared 50% of the name, scores ~2000 SAT usually attends a state school, got rejected from all top tier privates, usually resentful and believes that the private schools he got rejected from only accepted URMs, legacies and athletes.</p>
<p>Biomedical Engineering</p>
<p>Biomedical Engineering</p>
<p>Huge book worm who has a serious superiority complex even though theyāre friendless.</p>
<p>(repeat) Urban Studies</p>
<p>Couldnāt make it into the architecture program</p>
<p>Master of Science in Luxury Goods and Services</p>
<p>^if thatās really a degree, Iād guess it would be a person that loves to watch reruns of āLifestyles of the Rich and Famousā and has a strong desire to work at a Ferrari dealershipā¦or a luxury yacht dealership. Values money over anything else in life, and is deep down a very shallow person.</p>
<p>Industrial Engineering & Operations Research</p>