<p>Quiet, creative type. Generally cheerful and friendly. Might have a lot of pent-up rage.</p>
<p>Double Major in Philosophy and Cognitive Science with a focus in Computer Science.
If the words “useless” or “fries” show up, I will find you and wring your neck.</p>
<p>Decided to take a lot of useless majors. Will end up serving fries at McDonald’s.</p>
<p>Sociology</p>
<p>Disappointed in the human race and our environmental impact. Possible communist or socialist in the least. </p>
<p>Mechanical engineering aeronautics concentration.</p>
<p>Secretly wants to take off in a space shuttle so he’ll never have to talk to another idiot ever, ever again. He’ll find more intelligent life someday. </p>
<p>Forensic psychology</p>
<p>Watched too much Criminal Minds growing up.</p>
<p>Modern Languages</p>
<p>Probably proficient in one or two foreign languages. Prefers international culture. </p>
<p>Math and English double major</p>
<p>Based college major on having aced the SAT.</p>
<p>Viticulture & Enology</p>
<p>Practical, either genuinely loves engineering or moderately likes it and is doing it for the job prospects. </p>
<p>Philosophy and computer science</p>
<p>Leader of the robot revolution. This guy ****s us over by convincing AI it has rights. Terminator ensues.</p>
<p>Biology and religious studies.</p>
<p>Is desperately trying to find the truth behind “Creationism” vs “Evolution”.</p>
<p>Photography.</p>
<p>slightly artsy, likes to take too many pictures and put them on facebook, wants to start a photography business.</p>
<p>chemical engineering major, math minor.</p>
<p>Really smart, wouldn’t mind making a lot of money. Not sure what would possess a person to take more math classes than they need to, though.</p>
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<p>Criminal Justice</p>
<p>Criminal Justice: Juvenile delinquent trying to find a career path where his/her experiences are applicable and he/she doesn’t want to be a criminal lawyer. :D</p>
<p>Management major/Military Science minor</p>
<p>Complete control freak.</p>
<p>Metallurgical Engineering major</p>
<p>Wants to be different.</p>
<p>Medicine, Health, and Society (a major a vandy)</p>
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<p>Either pre-med or intends to MPH and work in hospital administration. </p>
<p>Government/public policy minor</p>
<p>See the post below</p>
<p>Likes coupling a useless major with an equally useless minor/law school hopeful</p>
<p>Astrophysics</p>
<p>lazy and doesnt want a job, probably about to switch into liberal arts, thought he was going to be an astronaut </p>
<p>polisci: is a member of a frat and gets drunk 4 nights a week, only goes to classes with less than 50 ppl, probably will end up working as a hotel maintenance man, cant do long division w/o a calculator</p>
<p>psychology: pseudo intellectual who thinks he can outsmart everyone by talking about freud but will just end up working at starbucks analyzing his customers</p>
<p>international relations: dumbest major ever, thought he would be an ambassador or smth but will end up in a low level office job sorting papers, has no motivation or focus</p>
<p>biomedical engineering</p>
<p>Ok you’ve acheived your goal. Everyone hates you now.</p>
<p>And you did it before you even attended college, congrats.</p>