<p>Someone who has the time to waste learning a dead language or someone who wants to have a secret code language with their friends</p>
<p>Psychology</p>
<p>Someone who is deeply troubled with his/her own problems and thinks they can help others with their problems.</p>
<p>Civil Engineering</p>
<p>Civil Engineering: Someone who probably enjoyed building with legos as a kid.</p>
<p>Communications</p>
<p>People who want to learn how to talk
Electrical engineer</p>
<p>Someone who wants to make more than a little money and is confident in what theyâre doing.</p>
<p>Economics</p>
<p>Someone smart enough to know the other liberal arts/humanities majors wonât do them good in life, but not smart enough to do something with more math.</p>
<p>Computer Science</p>
<p>Someone who thinks he is smart and doing something amazing and will get a high paying job, but will soon find out how oversaturated the job market is unless he has something on his resume that stands out.</p>
<p>Since you didnât post any major I will post one.</p>
<p>Business</p>
<p>Loves money, thinks they will be the next millionaire/billionaire.</p>
<p>History.</p>
<p>Likes to use phrases like "extrapolateâ and ânotionâ when talking about why Americans are ignorant racists. Will probably write his or her thesis on something obscure, like a certain 19th century Swedish botanist.</p>
<p>Victorian Studies</p>
<p>Canât really handle straight History or Literature, but loves Victorian England. Chooses to overlook all the atrocities that happened under Victoria, and thus thinks England is the best country.</p>
<p>Peace and Justice Studies.</p>
<p>Peace and Justice Studies: A liberal do-gooder who is probably a female with leadership positions in a huge number student orgs. Full of energy and is the type of person to hand out flyers at club booths.</p>
<p>Earth Science with a minor in Marine Science.</p>
<p>Think volcanoes are cool, but would also like to get out on the water. Dream job is in Hawaiâi.</p>
<p>Anthropology.</p>
<p>Anthropology: A fun person who loves adventure and exotic cultures.</p>
<p>Human Development</p>
<p>Human development: Jock, or a chick shopping for a Mrs. degree.</p>
<p>Comparative religion.</p>
<p>Comparative Religion: A spiritual person seeking out the perfect religion to convert to who finds spiritual fulfillment more important than not being homeless after graduation.</p>
<p>Chinese Studies</p>
<p>Someone who isnât from China but is interested enough in its history to make that interest into a career. Probably plans to teach Chinese history one day.</p>
<p>Business Management</p>
<p>Someone who whose main goal in life is money, prestige, and power. Hopes to become a millionaire CEO.</p>
<p>Criminal Justice with a minor in African-American Studies.</p>
<p>Lover of Nelson Mandela who wants to right the wrongs of racism in the criminal justice system. Likely will be involved in law enforcement.</p>
<p>Classical Archaeology.</p>
<p>Someone who romanticizes the ancient past as representing the ideal high culture compared to boring modern society.</p>
<p>Bioengineering</p>