Stereotyping by College Major

<p>Someone who wants their car to run on algae and have stem cells cure all diseases. Maybe thinks bioterrorism is interesting.</p>

<p>Bagpipes (Yes, this is an actual major). <a href=“http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/09127/968364-298.stm[/url]”>http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/09127/968364-298.stm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p>Someone who is bursting with Scottish pride.</p>

<p>English and Math double major</p>

<p>Probably wants to teach either middle school or high school in the future.</p>

<p>Linguistics</p>

<p>Hair splitters who need to analyze everything in this sentence.</p>

<p>Astronomy.</p>

<p>While at a star/telescope party or watching a Carl Sagan video, they thought, “Hey! I can make a career of this.”</p>

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<p>a kid who ate bugs as a kid, and now wants to study it. </p>

<p>Financial Engineering</p>

<p>Someone who normally would take economics but didn’t want to waste his/her math ability.</p>

<p>Dance</p>

<p>A really wild person who loves to get down and doesn’t want to be tied down with a corporate job.</p>

<p>East Asian Studies with a minor in gastrointestinology.</p>

<p>someone who wants to study Asians organs when hes older.</p>

<p>Accounting Major</p>

<p>Wants to always have a stable, if unexciting, job.</p>

<p>Psychohistory</p>

<p>A sci-fi geek who wishes to become a real-life Hari Seldon.</p>

<p>Physics and Dance double major</p>

<p>Someone who wanted to do Dance, but who’s parents didn’t think he/she would be able to find a job after college so he/she took up a second major for the parents.</p>

<p>Anthropology</p>

<p>Thinks tribal/ancient people are fascinating, wants to study them and go to exciting places.</p>

<p>

Thank you for getting that. There is apparently a post-Asimov field named that, too, but it’s different.</p>

<p>Art (you know, painting, drawing)</p>

<p>Yes I immediately assumed you were referencing Foundation by Isaac Asimov, but I looked it up anyway to see if that was a real major, and I was surprised to see that there actually was a field with that name. I decided to stick with the Asimov interpretation though. :)</p>

<p>Art: Someone who can’t stay sane without an outlet for creative expression. This person doesn’t mind being poor but hopes to become famous after death. </p>

<p>Russian and Soviet Studies</p>

<p>Someone obsessed with the Cold War and/or an avid reader of Marx. </p>

<p>international security</p>

<p>Someone who wants to work for the CIA.</p>

<p>Double major: Geology and Economics.</p>

<p>Someone who is obsessed with studying the types of rocks that they can find on campus, but who feels like they won’t find a decent job after graduation.</p>

<p>Child Development</p>

<p>Someone who was probably traumatized as a child and wants to learn about all the environmental influences that prevent children from thriving, so that he/she can prevent other children from having the same fate.</p>

<p>Double Major: Chemical Engineering and Communications</p>

<p>Somone who is wants to have numerous job opprotunities open to him after college and is good in both of the different fields.</p>

<p>Double Major: English Literature and Psychology</p>

<p>A girl who loves to subjectively analyze things, such as fiction and people’s minds.</p>

<p>Environmental Science</p>