<p>And in reply to the person who managed to post right before me,</p>
<p>Someone who wants to become the president or help their favored candidate become president, and figures that learning marketing will help them “market” the candidate to the masses.</p>
<p>Someone who loves to learn about the chemical composition of rocks… hooray! </p>
<p>Beanie Baby Production & Marketing Major</p>
<p>Someone who wants to sell beanie babies. Probably also loves beanie babies and has a huge collection of them.</p>
<p>Nursing and Aerospace Engineering double major with a minor in Anthropology.</p>
<p>Some girl who wants to impress the big boys (who she doesn’t even know) but will eventually find out that she did too much to find out that what she did- isn’t what she really wants to do.</p>
<p>Sociology</p>
<p>Someone who has a fetish for numbers.</p>
<p>Tuba major (the instrument)</p>
<p>A quirky kid who got left out in hs and found his only friend in Beth the Tuba</p>
<p>Cinema and math double with a minor in forensics (yes definitely made up)</p>
<p>Someone who wants to create a TV show or movie about forensics and calculates that such a show would get high ratings.</p>
<p>Meteorology and African American Studies double major.</p>
<p>Someone who likes rocks and has no idea what to do?</p>
<p>Actuarial Science</p>
<p>^ that makes no sense. lol</p>
<p>Someone who just wanted to have a major that would make everyone go “What the hell is that?” </p>
<p>Berry Picking major at Yale</p>
<p>Someone who is lying about his/her major and/or college.</p>
<p>Greek literature and ecology double major.</p>
<p>someone who likes history and the earth.</p>
<p>Health Service Administration</p>
<p>Someone who has problems with the health care system and wants to be in an administrative position so that she can make changes to it.</p>
<p>Transgender Studies and Psychology double major.</p>
<p>Someone who will appear as a guest on television documentaries related to transsexuals and their lifestyle. </p>
<p>Theatre and voice with a concentration in opera</p>
<p>A fat lady with a strong high-pitched voice.</p>
<p>Communications and Education double major.</p>
<p>I really have no idea what communications does… So I assume elementary teacher?</p>
<p>Electrical Engineering and Computer Science double major with an added emphasis on theoretical physics.</p>
<p>Nerdy person with way too much time and no life outside of school.</p>
<p>Chemistry and Economics double major.</p>
<p>Premed who realized they couldn’t cut it.</p>
<p>Architectural History.</p>
<p>Someone who wants to become a tour guide in Europe guiding tourists through Gothic cathedrals.</p>
<p>Sociology</p>
<p>Probably a woman </p>
<p>A pretty girl in Computer Science.</p>
<p>Probably a woman </p>
<p>A pretty girl in Computer Science.</p>