<p>Haha, check this out…horribly stereotypic but hilarious. </p>
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<p>A would-be philosopher who grew up in a small country town and is trying too hard to understand his family back home. It’s a sad story, really. (I actually haven’t ever heard of this major before, so forgive me if that’s totally off. :P)</p>
<p>Musicology and Ethnomusicology (1 major).</p>
<p>a hippie interested in the bongos</p>
<p>Business Economics major</p>
<p>Wannabe banker. Insecure, but regularly finds ways to let people know that he/she will be rich someday…</p>
<p>Business (finance) and Philosophy, with a minor in French Literature</p>
<p>Wants to tell French people why it’s morally good to invest.</p>
<p>Electrical engineering.</p>
<p>The daredevil “I’m not afraid to get shocked” type</p>
<p>Cognitive science</p>
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<p>mostly interested in science, but has a secret longing for the liberal arts</p>
<p>triple major in French&Italian, German, and Classical Civilizations
double minor in History and Spanish
(or at least I think this is what they said, i just met this actual person yesterday)</p>
<p>Their dream is to become European.</p>
<p>Agricultural science?</p>
<p>A redneck…</p>
<p>Physics major with a minor in philosophy.</p>
<p>Really really smart. (sorry, was this supposed to be negative…?)</p>
<p>English and History (double major)</p>
<p>i plan on living in my parents basement all my life.</p>
<p>art history major</p>
<p>Aspiring to become the starving artist stereotype</p>
<p>Math/Japanese Double Major</p>
<p>White guy. Likes anime and watches it on his computer</p>
<p><em>notes that he’s reusing someone else’s stereotype for another major</em></p>
<p>Nuclear engineering!</p>
<p>“F.ukushima? Really wasn’t a big deal” (lol, these forums censor the name of a japanese city?)</p>
<p>Economics and History double major</p>
<p>Can’t decide whether he wants to make lots of money or none at all, so he went for both.</p>
<p>Kinesiology.</p>
<p>The athletes that failed to get scholarships to play D1 sports or had the skills to go pro.</p>
<p>Mechanical Engineering and ancient history and archeology major.</p>
<p>guy who really wants to dig up rocks but whose parents want him to make money.</p>
<p>major: ecology & evolutionary biology
minor: religious studies</p>
<p>someone confused about what they believe in and trying to figure it out</p>
<p>Criminology</p>
<p>someone confused about what they believe in and trying to figure it out</p>
<p>Criminology</p>
<p>A fan of CSI.</p>
<p>Finance and Poli Sci double</p>
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