<p>You nailed it Timkerdes… no point in 80 hour work weeks if you’ll have no time to enjoy what you can buy with that money.</p>
<p>^^^Nerd who likes to talk a lot</p>
<p>Turf Management and Queer Studies double major</p>
<p>Gangster who enjoys reflecting on his own complex sexuality</p>
<p>Computer Science, with a minor in French Literature</p>
<p>Geek who secretly embraces the humanities but hides his printouts of Descartes underneath piles of code. Doesn’t want the other nerds to think he’s a loser.</p>
<p>Nuclear Engineering and Theater double major</p>
<p>A confused actor whose director once told him his performances needed a little more…energy.</p>
<p>Studio Art (photography) and Mathematics.
(I have my own example of this, but I’ll save that for my next post.)</p>
<p>Wants to be the next Terry Richardson, but knows they are only really good at BASIC math.</p>
<p>Biology Major (Focus on PA or Pharmacy), Business Admin Minor.</p>
<p>enough with the rude programming stereotypes. Just becuase someone knows how to program doesnt mean hes a nerd.
you guys are just jeleous becuase people like mark zuckerberg has billions of dollars after programming one website
BTW: im not one</p>
<p>enviornmental science major (have a good one)</p>
<p>We know they’re not all nerds. No stereotype is true in 100% of cases. But this thread is about stereotypes and generalizations. It’s about saying what society would first say about people in that major, not necessarily what is true of all of them.</p>
<p>Let’s use your example: Environmental science major? Didn’t pay attention in grade school geography or earth science, but feels incredibly bad about it so takes this major to make up for it. [Of course, there’s much more to it than that. But this is for jokes!]</p>
<p>335, the title of the thread is “stereotyping by college major.” Of course there’s gonna be stupid stuff. Lighten up a little.</p>
<p>Hearing and Speech Development</p>
<p>Hellen Keller’s great-grandkid.</p>
<p>Major in East Asian Studies, minor in Film Studies</p>
<p>Someone who is 2nd generation American immigrant and wants to connect back to roots. Or someone who wants to work in the military/liberate some parts of East Asia. A person who loves fooling around with the movie equipment and be famous. Or just likes to watch movies a lot and wants to make a minor out of it because it’s easy(probably not easy, but you know what I mean).</p>
<p>Major in Biology, possibly minoring in Psychology.</p>
<p>you want to be a psychologist that makes bank…so psychiatrist.</p>
<p>Biology Major (Focus on PA or Pharmacy), Business Admin Minor.</p>
<p>Future methadone clinic owner</p>
<p>Materials Engineering/Science</p>
<p>Bookworm that didn’t have many friends in high school, but had a couple really weird friends that were just like him, then they made a pact to major in the same thing and all work together when they got older and never got laid.</p>
<p>Biochemistry and Anthropology Double Major</p>
<p>Premed dropout who turns into a modern victor frankenstein. </p>
<p>women’s studies double major with marketing</p>
<p>Environmental Science and Japanese</p>
<p>“women’s studies double major with marketing”</p>
<p>Smart enough to make two individually useless majors appear useful to corporations that want to sell products to women.</p>
<p>Illustration and accounting double major.</p>
<p>“Environmental Science and Japanese”</p>
<p>Drives a Prius…</p>
<p>Islamic Civilization and Societies / Human Resource Management double major</p>
<p>Says “peace in the Middle East”…a lot.</p>
<p>Music Composition and Environmental Engineering.</p>
<p>A composer whose symphony is required to have instruments made from recycled materials.</p>
<p>Philosophy and Mathematics</p>
<p>Initially takes comfort in “taking apart” our universe/lives to the smallest pieces of proven logic, but then realizes that even this could only be the product of perception itself…</p>
<p>Philosophy and History</p>