<p>Someone who will have 3+ kids in the future and who will dress all of them alike.</p>
<p>Advertising</p>
<p>Will marry a journalism major and make less than 40k per year combined.</p>
<p>Anthropology</p>
<p>Not smart enough for the real sciences.</p>
<p>Chinese/Spanish double.</p>
<p>âI wanna marketable to the State Department! Also, double majors will get me noticed by the top firms.â</p>
<p>Sports Management</p>
<p>Doesnât want to play but knows how to do business(or not)</p>
<p>Military Technologies</p>
<p>Parentâs wouldnât let them join the actual military.</p>
<p>Chemistry.</p>
<p>Watched a lot of Breaking Bad, thinks theyâll be a badass professor/meth cook, will end up working in a lab </p>
<p>Canadian Studies</p>
<p>White, wears flannel, never complains or gets angry⊠a âjolly fellowâ</p>
<p>Mathematics, with a minor in French Literature</p>
<p>quiet, has no social skills, but creative with a romantic side?</p>
<p>Math + Physics minor in art</p>
<p>A girl. Overweight but not a whale. Will go on to grad school and never have babies. But <em>will</em> paint her cats and make that the main image on her (eventual) faculty web page.</p>
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<p>Thatâs just sadâŠ</p>
<p>Psychology and theology double major, bio minor</p>
<p>wants to combine religion and science to figure out why people act the way they do.</p>
<p>mechanical engineering major, political science minor.</p>
<p>A guy who likes to play with toys and also with politics. Creative but in an analytical sense.</p>
<p>Biomedical Engineering w/ Music Minor</p>
<p>They wanna study the effects of playing Mozart while doing triple bypass surgery on a patient.</p>
<p>Physics Major w/ a minor in International Relations.</p>
<p>Following his/her dream of becoming a physicist while minoring in something theyâre actually interested in.</p>
<p>Math education major w/ a minor in music and leadership development.</p>
<p>Future teacher. Possibly wanting to combine the logic of math with the beauty of music (is leadership development really a minor?).</p>
<p>French lit. No minors available, double majoring practically impossible :P</p>
<p>One of those creative, artsy, yet pretentious types who believe everything they touch is gold. Will work in fast food service.</p>
<p>communication studies major with a minor in film production.</p>
<p>Wants to be the next Spielberg. Will drop out fo the workforce within a year of graduation.</p>
<p>Philosophy major, math minor</p>
<p>Someone who is deeply confused with what they want to do. </p>
<p>Cultural Anthropology and Museum Studies with a minor in Historic Preservation. </p>
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<p>Someone who wants to be unemployed when they graduate</p>
<p>Biomedical Engineering+ Graphic design minor</p>