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<p>I'd be willing to take your numerous stabs at me to be more offensive, if you weren't the one crawling the web looking for a man. But I will settle with you and pretend that I'm crying, you've hurt my feelings, so I will go sit in a dark corner and slice my wrists and write an angst ridden poe m of the torment you've caused me.
Oh woe.</p>