<p>Quiltguru...you got it. He'd have to see students with hair colors of the rainbow (sometimes all on ONE person), piercings in every inconceivable place, tatoos, more skin than clothing showing, boys' pants with crotches hanging below the knees, girls' underwear on display, boys' hair in mohawks or ponytails, chains and other paraphenalia hanging off the clothing, stiletto heels, dreadlocks, um, what else did I leave out??</p>