<p>Pens that aren't in blue/black ink? </p>
<p>Pencils that aren't #2? ("It's distracting to the teachers to read assignments that aren't written in the right contrasts)</p>
<p>Brunettes? ("We've had only blond folks in these here parts, and we don't need no newfangled colorations")</p>
<p>Any boys not named Bubba?</p>