Strange occurence in the bathroom while smirking at a humanities major

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<p>Guys, I really don't know what to do. I was in the bathroom and this dbag humanities major walked up and started talking about cultured he is. I just ignored him, recognizing the ancient rule of "no talking while urinating" but he just wouldn't shut up about how awesome the humanities are and how everyone else are just tools to "The Man". I think I may have done something I might regret to this fellow. Advice?</p>

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I think I may have done something I might regret to this fellow.

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Care to elaborate?</p>

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<p>You should have pulled out your pickle and squirted him in the mouth.</p>

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<p>You know what, Molly … I tried that and he smirked at that too!</p>

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<p>And still the pickle gets no respect. :(</p>

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<p>was the humanities major a 5’ 2" little whiny boy who blamed women for his relationship failures?</p>

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<p>did he peek over the urinal?</p>

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<p>■■■■■.</p>

<p>10 chars</p>

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<p>Something tells me that you, good sir/madame, VeryHappy, do not understand the parody. :-)</p>

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<p>I love how this board is becoming overwhelmed with parody threads.</p>

<p>XD</p>