<p>Captain Falcon would have attended Duke.</p>
<p>He would have asked you to show him your moves, and scream “COME ON!,” and you would not have been able to live up to his standards of universe-imploding, villain-exploding awesomeness. Also, he would have gotten utterly plastered and laid every night while still getting all of his work done perfectly. God, he is the man.</p>
<p>Anyway, unfair generalizations. Top school kids, I’ve found, have done or achieved SOMETHING incredible or outstanding in their lifetimes. It’s not socially healthy to judge people and whole environments before you’ve even become a part of them.</p>