<p>@waitlistftl: Wow, are you serious?! I would die with excitement if I made anything above 2300 on the SAT.</p>
<p>“My GPA is a 3.6 while taking the hardest courses available in my school… why am I so stupid?”</p>
<p>“I don’t believe the teacher didn’t give me an A even after I asked him/her to!”</p>
<p>“I got rejected from Harvard, Yale, and Princeton, but got into UPenn and Stanford. Is my life ruined???”</p>
<p>“Should I retake a 35 ACT? I got 36 on every section except only a 32 on science, and I want to major in neurobiology. Will my 32 look bad?”</p>
<p>“An average student takes about 5 APs”</p>
<p>“Clam fart”</p>
<p>@neuroscience WIN :D</p>
<p>“I was a perfect applicant for all the ivies, but I was still rejected! the only thing that wasn’t perfect in my completely flawless application and existence was that I’m asian! a black guy with a 1500 SAT STOLE THE SPOT THAT WAS RIGHTFULLY MINE!!!”</p>
<p>“I have a 3.6 GPA and got a 2100 on the SAT. Please give me a comprehensive list of all the schools I should apply to and tell me exactly how much financial aid I’ll receive at each.”</p>
<p>Hulpppp how do I get a social life pls</p>
<p>“Will a 790 on the Physics subject test ruin my chances at MIT?”</p>
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<li>I have actually heard this one</li>
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<p>“Don’t take AP environmental science/ AP Stats. They are useless classes.”</p>
<p>“you didn’t get into a top 25? You must be an idiot.”</p>
<p>-My SAT score is higher than yours. Therefore, I’m smarter than you because SAT scores are directly correlated with intelligence
-You turned down an IVY LEAGUE school? You’re ruining your life!
-I love Harvard! It’s the best university in the world and if I don’t get in there’s no point in living anymore!
-<em>on harvard.edu</em> <em>fap fap fap</em>
-I had a 2350, a 4.0 GPA, and godly ECs, and I didn’t get into MEASLY University of Michigan. It’s only a lowly top 30 school, so it must have Tufts Syndrome because I’m the best!
-<em>every other thread in the Vanderbilt forums</em> I’m introverted. Will I fit in?
-<em>in a chance me thread</em> SAT: Didn’t take it yet but I’m predicting a 2350 at the very least
-My high school is super competitive, sends 1309135130531 kids to the Ivies every year, and has a Valedictorian whose GPA is 1.3. Will colleges look at me better because of this?
-I’m a freshman, chance me for harvard pl0x!
Predicted GPA: 4.0
Predicted SAT: 2400
Predicted AP scores: 5s on 10 AP tests
Predicted ECs: Olympic level for 4 sports, nobel prize, cure for cancer, single-handedly took out several dozen armed terrorists with an old algebra textbook</p>
<p>^hahaha so true about Vandy.</p>
<p>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Freshman year I think I did ask if I could make it to Harvard!</p>
<p>Haha! I wonder how many people understand the “on harvard.edu” part? :D</p>
<p>“I got a 720 on a subject test. I need to retake it.”</p>
<p>“Will my below par 7th grade SAT scores completely ruin my chance at Harvard?”</p>
<p>“I’m starting middle school this fall and I was wondering of my high schedule looks okay?”</p>
<p>^what grades did everyone get this semester? I want to feel smart.</p>
<p>-I took the SAT this year and got a 1750, however I’m scheduled to retake it again and I’m predicting a 2340-2400.
- The Scarlet Letter sucks
- How hard is this specific AP class at my school?
- A school is either top 20, or complete trash
- How much will this help me get into college?</p>
<p>“I’m an eighth grader who just took the SAT. I got a 2350+. Should I retake in high school?”</p>
<p>Is that trolling or what?</p>
<p>-I got a 460 on the CR section of the SAT. How can I raise it to a 750+ in two weeks?
-Is X University a party school?
-Please give me a comprehensive list of safeties, matches, and reaches to apply to with a three page-long analysis for each school.
-Some kid in my school got into Stanford with a 1800. THAT MEANS I CAN GET IN NO PROBLEM WITH A 1900!
-Some black kid from my school got into Harvard and I didn’t! He took my spot because he’s BLACK, even though he had a 2300, 4.0 GPA, and sick ECs.
-I’m applying to ALL the Ivies, Stanford, MIT, Duke, Chicago. That’s only my “match” list; my safeties include Rice, Vanderbilt, Notre Dame, Georgetown, UC Berkeley, UCLA, Michigan.
-<em>after decisions come back for the above person</em> WHY DID I GET REJECTED EVERYWHERE?!?!?! WHY?!!?!??!
-I got a 5 in AP Compsci, I can easily breeze through Carnegie Mellon/MIT/Stanford as a compsci major while partying every night</p>