<p>there was a thread about stupid comments from teachers, so here's another about classmates :)</p>
<p>After reading Scarlet Letter for 4 months and on the last day before midterm: Wait, we had to actually, like, read it? No wonder everyone's like crazy</p>
<p>Quote from math study group yesterday:</p>
<p>Me: Yeah, but that's the long, hard way. We don't like long, hard things.
Someone: Some guys do...</p>
<p>8th grade, Social studies</p>
<p>{Talking about the American Revolution}
Girl: Was this before or after Jesus?</p>
<p>I live in a town that's mostly upper middle class or high class.</p>
<p>girl 1: So they're having a clearance at...
girl 2: huh? what's a clearance? Is that like...when people buy too much?</p>
<p>you had to be there to find it funny.</p>
<p>girl: If I had a dollar for every dollar I've lended, I'd be rich.</p>
<p>^ lol</p>
<p>herd this from someone.</p>
<p>Biology teacher: Even sperm has sugar in it.
girl (15 yrs old) : then how come it doesn't taste sweet?</p>
<p>"Do babies have gills?"</p>
<p>And the kid's smart.</p>
<p>"but AIDS totally like originated from homosexuality"</p>
<p>Teacher (sarcastically): Homework ranks high on the fun-o-meter!
Girl: Is the fun-o-meter like...a computer program?</p>
<p>Does meat come from trees or like, from the ground?</p>
<ul>
<li>ridiculously stupid girl in middle school.</li>
</ul>
<p>"herd this from someone.</p>
<p>Biology teacher: Even sperm has sugar in it.
girl (15 yrs old) : then how come it doesn't taste sweet?"</p>
<p>I have to finish the punchline: </p>
<p>The teacher looked grimly at the girl, and said "because the taste buds that taste sweetness are at the front of your tongue, not at the back of your throat."</p>
<p>in biology class:</p>
<p>guy: you're such a potato head!
guy 2: yeah, GOOD ONE.</p>
<p>...2 min later...</p>
<p>girl: what's a potato?</p>
<p>When discussing Taiwan-</p>
<p>"Omg! Taiwan's a real country? I thought it was fake, like Timbuktu!"</p>
<p>(Timbuktu is a real place, for those of you who don't do geography.)</p>
<p>In Chemistry:</p>
<p>Teacher:"The next chapter we are going to cover is about the mole"
Student: "Oh, like those little furry things with no eyes?"</p>
<p>It's people lilke this who make me lose faith in the human race.</p>
<p>Staring at the moon:</p>
<p>"Is the moon a sun?"</p>
<p>Boy: What happens when a messed-up sperm ends up fertalizing the egg?
Boy 2: Duh, a raccoon! </p>
<p>Girl: Does it rain in London?</p>
<p>Boy: When is next week?</p>
<p>Freshman year in algebra:</p>
<p>Girl: So are you Latino?
Me: Yeah
Girl: So do you speak Mexican?
Me: Laughing my ass off</p>
<p>Ooh!! I've actually gotten this multiple times::</p>
<p>"So are you Asian or Chinese??"</p>
<p>and then something along the lines of::</p>
<p>"Is China a country??"</p>
<p>I get the people who ask me whether I'm from Switzerland, but that isn't so much funny as annoying. (I'm from Sweden.)</p>