<p>"Where does ink come from?"
"Pens?"</p>
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and since abraham lincoln was the 16th president and clinton was our president last year...that would make president bush our 18th president.
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Oh. My. God.</p>
<p>Girl: Osama bin Laden? Wait, wasn't he the guy they hanged on tv last week?</p>
<p>^lol</p>
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girl: and since abraham lincoln was the 16th president and clinton was our president last year...that would make president bush our 18th president.</p>
<p>we stared at her</p>
<p>girl: what? 16 plus 2 is 18...
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<p>That was too funny.</p>
<p>"I could get into Harvard"</p>
<p>This person later went on to working at the Wendy's drive thru.</p>
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When discussing Taiwan-
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Yeah, I had a little trouble with this one too.</p>
<p>Me: So we got assigned to Taiwan...
Student 1: That's a city in China, right?
Student 2: No, it's a province in China, dork.</p>
<p>AP Government class
Teacher: Who was president in 1912?
Student: Thomas Jefferson.</p>
<p>"Because I'm Middle Eastern, I can get a scholarship that allows me to go to whatever college I want."</p>
<p>Kchen, those aren't too bad. I could see how Taiwan could be called a province of China, since they still consider it part of their country.</p>
<p>Taiwan is part of China!!!</p>
<p>"He's Jewish. He gets what he wants."</p>
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<p>I love this thread. It makes my day.</p>
<p>Lunch:</p>
<p>Girl: Amanda you're a slut</p>
<p>Girl 2: no I'm not <em>continues to eat corn the long way</em></p>
<p>How can you actually eat the corn like that? Haha</p>
<p>Hahahah, takes much skill, practice, and dedication.</p>
<p>boy: lol dude remember in 40 year old virgin he goes "yea they're like...sand bags" ahaha I was laughing like crazy.</p>
<p>friend: you know I dont get it. it does feel like sand bags. I mean it's all bumpy and stuff.</p>
<p><em>later in health class</em></p>
<p>health teacher: you have breast cancer if you feel a pea like bump in your breasts.</p>
<p>boy: dude you're girl friend...</p>
<p>friend: **** you man!</p>
<p>"I'm applying to two ivies, Columbia and MIT."</p>
<p>While talking about praying...</p>
<p>Friend 1: What's your religion?</p>
<p>Friend 2: Um... I'm Indian.</p>
<p>Friend 1: No, your religion.</p>
<p>Friend 2: Indian.</p>
<p>Me: That's like saying Judaism is a race.</p>
<p>Friend 2: Isn't it?</p>
<p>She's actually a really smart girl, she just has these really horrible blonde moments.</p>
<p>If you're talking about Indian from India, then "Indian" wouldn't be the answer to "What's your religion?" There are Muslims and Christians in India. Hinduism is the predominantly Indian religion.</p>
<p>And there are ethnic Jews--that's what a Semitic person is. (Actually, "Semitic" refers to Middle Eastern in general, but then, Jews originally came from the Middle East.) You're only a non-ethnic Jew if you (or your ancestors) converted to Judaism. You're also not an ethnic Jew if your dad but not your mom is ethnically Jewish (it's passed on through the mother)--but that's only in traditional Judaism.</p>
<p>In health:</p>
<p>Teacher: Condoms are often made of latex, the same stuff used for latex gloves.</p>
<p>Student: So does that mean if I don't have a condom I can use a latex glove?</p>
<p>hah. reading these is making up for having to work a total of 17 hours this weekend.</p>
<p>anyway, on to my contribution...</p>
<p>during law class, discussing the topic we were going to vote on for our upcoming position paper. </p>
<p>me: let's do topic 15..."should federal money be given to support embryonic stem cell research?"
girl:no...i dont want to write about plants!!!!</p>
<p>...we ended up doing her topic, why weed should/should not be legalized. o_0</p>