<p>A girl in my chemistry class:</p>
<p>"Is ice H2O?"</p>
<p>Some girl put down "Narnia" instead of Rwanda for a map test we had in Honors World History last year.</p>
<p>Lmao ^^^^^^^^</p>
<p><"a lot of these are hilarious and oh its funny to see how its mostly the girls who ask these stupid questions.. haha"></p>
<p>That is because guys are always asking stupid questions, there's nothing special about it. </p>
<p>LOL</p>
<p>hmmmm. </p>
<p>one day, while stretching for soccer, I spot a horrible looking scrape on my friends ankle:
Me: Wow, that looks painful! How is it?
Her: Yeah. It looks like it must hurt!
Me: Cracks up.
you really had to be there. It was like she was talking int he third person</p>
<p>and then one time, I was trying to pronounce "asymptote" when doing math hw with a friend. I couldn't haha. So she tried to break it down for me: as-ymp-tote
Me: OH! Liek: ass-in-tote
Her: Cracks up.</p>
<p>In my required Business Law Class I was surrounded by idiots, much different then my AP classes. Here are my two favorite lines. We were going on a Field Trip to the court house.......</p>
<p>Mr. Nagel (teacher): Please dress appropriately for tomorrow, this mean NO JEANS.</p>
<p>Marina (while chewing gum loudly and in a whiny voice): Mr. Nagel can we wear sweat pants?</p>
<p>On the same field trip we were stopping at McDonalds for lunch. </p>
<p>Derrick Asked: Mr. Nagel, how are we going to get the bus through the drive thru?</p>
<p>IDIOTS!</p>
<p>These are from the same girl:</p>
<ol>
<li><p>Why does the Earth spin faster on some days, and slower on others? (watching clouds blow by quickly before a storm)</p></li>
<li><p>So, like, pregnant women can't use pencils? (after discussion of lead poisoning)</p></li>
</ol>
<p>My AMerican History teacher in 7th slipped up while talking. She said, "The The Iroqouis leaders decided their leaders by erections." She of course meant elections.</p>
<p>In 8th grade Bio, we were taking down some notes, and in my teacher's notes, he had used the word "special" (in quotes) to describe something.</p>
<p>Ithen asked, "Can an animal be mentally retarded?" The teacher said probably, yes.</p>
<p>A little later, I asked, "What happens if we eat a retarded chicken?"</p>
<p>He kind of looks at me and crosses out the word "special" in his notes.</p>
<p>What month do we get July 4th off
Isn't it like April or May</p>
<p>actual question... cannot make this up</p>
<p>Some guy in AP Chem:</p>
<p>"If water boils at one hundred degrees, and we're all 98.6 degrees, what happens if we have a fever?"</p>
<p>"Uhh, but you're Ethiopian, not African!"</p>
<p>Made by me a few years ago at a dinber with my family:</p>
<p>Waiter: WOuld you like a soup or a salad (if quickly said, "super salad" >_>)?
ME: Okay.
waiter: Excuse me?
Me, yes, thank you.</p>
<p>Me: I was born in Buffalo!
Friend: So wait... Does that mean you have like... dual citizanship?
Me: Buffalo is in New York...</p>
<p>(in theology class)
girl: Wait, before God created the world, did he just sit around and watch tv?</p>
<p>At lunch a few weeks a ago, we were discussing US History and a few idiotic comments came about.</p>
<p>Girl: "Yeah, I'm not that great at history and stuff. Wasn't the [US] Civil War in like 1941 or something?"</p>
<p>The following day, I told the girl we should play a fact/trivia game.</p>
<p>"Who is the vice president?"
Girl: "Dick Clark."</p>
<p>"What tyrannical leader was hung recently?"
Girl: "Osama Bin Laden."
Me: "Nope. Saddam."
Girl: "Ohhh, I said Osama because I got confused with Barack Obama."</p>
<p>Another conversation went something like this...</p>
<p>Girl: "Man, I hate the SAT."
Girl #2: "Yeah me too. Sometimes, I bubble in different races [laughter]."
Girl: "OMG LIKE WHAT!1?!?!?!11"
Girl #2: "I don't know. Last time I put Pacific Islander."
Girl: "HAH OMG you are SO not from Puerto Rico!"
Me: "What? No, no. Puerto Rico is not a part of Oceania."
Girl: "Yeah but it's like in the water."</p>
<p>Here's another:</p>
<p>Girl #3: "You guys I did sooo good on my SAT essay."
Girl: "Really? What'd you write about?"
Girl #3: "Well, my topic was on inventions and stuff, so I wrote about Benjamin Franklin and how he was the president who invented the lightbulb and stuff like that."</p>
<p>I wish I was kidding because it's embarrassing that I volunteered to sit at the same lunch table with these imbeciles.</p>
<p>This is from a SENIOR at my school :
"Who was Hitler again?"
How do you make it through thirteen years of school and not know who Hitler is?</p>
<p>Before the bell has rang :</p>
<p>Girl : Has the bell rang yet?</p>
<p>while a friend and i were talking about the strategic oil reserves a girl says:
"if we have all that oil why don't we just use it?"</p>
<p>In the sixth grade class I work in, one boy got his table of four two talk in the third person for two hours. One girl was asking me a question and said 'Alicia doesn't understand how to solve this problem,' and a boy said 'Theo says, no, that's not how you do it, you have to say 'Alicia says Alicia doesn't understand how to solve this problem'. :rolleyes: They're actually both really bright kids, though.</p>
<p>prettyckitty, that is hilarious</p>
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Some guy in AP Chem:</p>
<p>"If water boils at one hundred degrees, and we're all 98.6 degrees, what happens if we have a fever?"
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<p>Wow I guess Im really stupid then</p>