<p>Walking down the hall, a kid comes up and asks me:
"What is Mic Jaggers's first name?"</p>
<p>haha</p>
<p>^^ That's like...in Little Rascals, when they say "What's the number for 911?!"</p>
<p>"My calculator is out of batteries!" (she was using a solar powered calculator)</p>
<p>Yeah...Junior year Physics Honors class...we made fun of her for months...
I feel a bit bad doing this though...she's a really nice girl</p>
<p>Mallomar - water boils at 100 degrees celsius, human body temperature is given in farenheit ;)</p>
<p>Some gems I've heard in school: </p>
<p>"Hey, do we need to know the first ten commandments to the Constitution?"</p>
<p>Stupid Girl in sophomore pre-AP English: Was Walt Disney ever president?
Stupid Boy: I think so...</p>
<p>In the lunch line I heard a debate over whether there are 49 states or 50.</p>
<p>
[quote]
Before the bell has rang :</p>
<p>Girl : Has the bell rang yet?
[/quote]
</p>
<p>. . .</p>
<p>How is that a stupid comment?</p>
<p>Because it should be, "has rung," or still better, "had rung."
Maybe? I'm always asking, at our school the bells are quieter than the people.</p>
<p>"Beerfest is practically a parenting video!"</p>
<p>German Teacher (Level 4): You did it in English!
Student (Who lived in Germany): At least I did it!</p>
<p>German Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?
Student: I was waiting to do it in class.</p>
<p>Teacher: ...then he looked at me and said, NO WAY are you 36! I was so flattered that he thought I look younger than my age!
Student: unless he thought you look much OLDER....</p>
<p>"I'm not ready to accept that Beerfest is just another shallow comedy"</p>
<p>Today in APUSH my teacher was making sardonic jokes about how New England's primary export of the time was rum, and that Jamaica's was weed. A girl said, "wait, did they really sell weed like that?". Oy.</p>
<p>In biology:
A guy: "So do flowers like...lay eggs?"</p>
<p>In English class:
Teacher: "The letter bore no stamp. what does that tell us?"
Guy (with great certainty and confidence): "It must have not been opened at the time."</p>