Julez
December 7, 2021, 4:17am
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Pick ANY (or ALL) on list and sum up in seven words or less. Can add another school to list if you so choose. Looking forward to hearing people’s snapshots.
Exeter
Andover
Groton
Deerfield
St.Paul
Milton
Middlesex
Choate
Hotchkiss
Lawrenceville
St George
Holderness
Blair
Taft
Hill
Governors
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Hill: A loving community that embraces uniqueness
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kirax
December 13, 2021, 11:16pm
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St. Paul: Complicated at first rewarding in the end.
Lville: House is your home. Get good sleep.
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Golfgr8
December 14, 2021, 2:25am
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Most preppy & very competitive once you are there.
Three words: Central casting called
(Sorry I tried, but kept it under 10 words)
Golfgr8
December 14, 2021, 3:02pm
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Deerfield: Everyone is good looking
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That is so funny, that’s an observation my kiddo shared very early on
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bsalum
December 14, 2021, 8:00pm
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Andover: a college for teens
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Similarly for Lville: “5 foot 9 is Lawrenceville short.”
Julez:
Exeter “No the OTHER Phillips ”
Andover “We’re #1 , we’re #1 ”
Groton “whatever, we have the smallest acceptance rate”
Deerfield “yeah but our sports teams are the best”
St.Paul “everything in the news is exaggerated”
Milton “my mummy and daddy went to Harvard…”
Middlesex “wait how did Groton answer this?”
Governors “we are wicked smaht, why do we get ignored?”
hold the hate, it’s meant to be funny
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Sum up each school in 7 words or less
Every single boarding school: "Teaches the difference between ‘fewer’ and ‘less.’
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Hilarious. Especially about Groton.
Love this as a glimpse - possibly more helpful than school mission statements!
Can anyone do one for St. George’s or NMH?
merc81
December 17, 2021, 2:03pm
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St. Andrew’s: Conspicuously omitted from the original post.
Golfgr8
December 17, 2021, 7:02pm
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St Georges = St Gorgeous, mostly rich kids, good looking, didn’t get into HADES or like to surf
NMH = Don’t judge us by our facilities, rep for being laid back
MPS =. “I went to Porters” - everything is monogrammed for the rest of their lives
Berkshire = I like STEM and like to ski
Holderness = Concerned more about race time stats than grades
Hotchkiss: Woke and conservative at the same time.
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Mercersburg: A diamond amongst the cows and cornfields
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Golfgr8
December 18, 2021, 4:18am
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Hello @Julez ….I believe we answered above @ the school was DA, where students are all good looking….
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