Take my survey, honeybuns!

Righteous_Vigilante · May 10, 2006, 8:06pm

I have come up with a survey, and hopefully I get to read your interesting replies. This isn’t one of those stupid surveys either…

<li>Ladies: Would you marry a male gynocologist?</li>
<li>If your twelve-year-old daughter came home pregnant, what would you do?</li>
<li>Which would you rather be, a janitor or a prostitute? </li>
<li>Can you imagine yourself being a necrophiliac?</li>
<li>If there was no other way to pay for college, would you prostitute yourself? </li>
<li>Do you think it’s wrong for step-siblings to be romantically involved with each other? Why or why not? </li>
<li>If you could have plastic surgery done for free, what body part would you most desirably change? </li>
<li>From crazythoughts.com: Did you know that mother-in-law can be rearranged to spell Woman Hitler? </li>
<li>How much of an age difference in marriage would you consider to be wierd or just plain hilarious? </li>
<li>What do you think would happen if a woman took Viagra? </li>
<li>Do you change into your PJs, or do you just plop into bed with the clothes that you wore for the whole day? </li>
<li>Wierdest hobby of yours. Can you tell me what it is? </li>
<li>If you lived in a book, what book would it be?</li>
<li>Cursing babies… have you ever met one? </li>
<li>How do you feel about the fact that Britney Spears’ baby fell from a high chair, fractured his skull, and will probably be brain damaged?</li>
<li>Are you a little too domineering when it comes to group projects? </li>
<li>What were the most idiotic situations you have seen on Dr. Phil? </li>
<li>What breed of dog do you best identify yourself with?</li>
<li>Do you like being tickled? Would you want me to tickle you?</li>
<li>On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the worst and 10 being the best), what would you score this survey?</li>
</ol>

celebrian25 · May 10, 2006, 8:15pm

<ol>
<li>Ladies: Would you marry a male gynocologist?
Sure I have no problem with it</li>
<li>If your twelve-year-old daughter came home pregnant, what would you do?
have a really long talk, and discuss the options </li>
<li>Which would you rather be, a janitor or a prostitute?
janitor. I've secretly always envied my school's janitors</li>
<li>Can you imagine yourself being a necrophiliac?
No, not ever!</li>
<li>If there was no other way to pay for college, would you prostitute yourself?
No, I'd travel around the world :p</li>
<li>Do you think it's wrong for step-siblings to be romantically involved with each other? Why or why not?
Yes, you are related, even if not by blood. </li>
<li>If you could have plastic surgery done for free, what body part would you most desirably change?
my boobs :D</li>
<li>From crazythoughts.com: Did you know that mother-in-law can be rearranged to spell Woman Hitler?
No, not sure why that's important though :p</li>
<li>How much of an age difference in marriage would you consider to be wierd or just plain hilarious?
15 is weirding me out. 10 is the max I'd ever consider, and that's pushing it</li>
<li>What do you think would happen if a woman took Viagra?
nothing probably</li>
<li>Do you change into your PJs, or do you just plop into bed with the clothes that you wore for the whole day?
Pyjamas</li>
<li>Wierdest hobby of yours. Can you tell me what it is?
I like designing inventions that are physically impossible</li>
<li>If you lived in a book, what book would it be?
Lord of the Rings</li>
<li>Cursing babies... have you ever met one?
can't say that I have :cool:</li>
<li>How do you feel about the fact that Britney Spears' baby fell from a high chair, fractured his skull, and will probably be brain damaged?
that's sad, but it's Britney</li>
<li>Are you a little too domineering when it comes to group projects?
No, I only take control if no one else will</li>
<li>What were the most idiotic situations you have seen on Dr. Phil?
I don't watch that show</li>
<li>What breed of dog do you best identify yourself with?
A golden retriever</li>
<li>Do you like being tickled? Would you want me to tickle you?
No to both questions</li>
<li>On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the worst and 10 being the best), what would you score this survey?
5.</li>
</ol>

Jesm1nd3r · May 10, 2006, 8:16pm

<ol>
<li>Ladies: Would you marry a male gynocologist? Yes, why not? It's just a career</li>
<li>If your twelve-year-old daughter came home pregnant, what would you do? ** Kill her*</li>
<li>Which would you rather be, a janitor or a prostitute? **Janitor</li>
<li>Can you imagine yourself being a necrophiliac? **No...</li>
<li>If there was no other way to pay for college, would you prostitute yourself? **No</li>
<li>Do you think it's wrong for step-siblings to be romantically involved with each other? Why or why not? **No, if there is no relation to eachother except their parents are married. Big deal</li>
<li>If you could have plastic surgery done for free, what body part would you most desirably change? **Nose</li>
<li>From crazythoughts.com: Did you know that mother-in-law can be rearranged to spell Woman Hitler? **I do now</li>
<li>How much of an age difference in marriage would you consider to be wierd or just plain hilarious? **50 Years</li>
<li>What do you think would happen if a woman took Viagra? **Nothing</li>
<li>Do you change into your PJs, or do you just plop into bed with the clothes that you wore for the whole day? * PJs*</li>
<li>Wierdest hobby of yours. Can you tell me what it is? **I don't have one</li>
<li>If you lived in a book, what book would it be? **Alice in Wonderland</li>
<li>Cursing babies... have you ever met one? **No... I've seen one on the Fockers :D</li>
<li>How do you feel about the fact that Britney Spears' baby fell from a high chair, fractured his skull, and will probably be brain damaged? **I don't care</li>
<li>Are you a little too domineering when it comes to group projects? **Very</li>
<li>What were the most idiotic situations you have seen on Dr. Phil? **The woman who refused to say "cheese-nips" and "cockpit" because it was too sexually suggesting</li>
<li>What breed of dog do you best identify yourself with? **Golden retriever?</li>
<li>Do you like being tickled? Would you want me to tickle you? **Yes. No.</li>
<li>On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the worst and 10 being the best), what would you score this survey? **4 :D*</li>
</ol>

JLP · May 10, 2006, 8:43pm

<ol>
<li>Ladies: Would you marry a male gynocologist?</li>
</ol>

Sure.

<ol>
<li>If your twelve-year-old daughter came home pregnant, what would you do?</li>
</ol>

Abort it.

<ol>
<li>Which would you rather be, a janitor or a prostitute?</li>
</ol>

Janitor, if the pay is the same!

<ol>
<li>Can you imagine yourself being a necrophiliac?</li>
</ol>

Of course. I can imagine a LOT of things...

<ol>
<li>If there was no other way to pay for college, would you prostitute yourself?</li>
</ol>

SOMEBODY is fixated. No.

<ol>
<li>Do you think it's wrong for step-siblings to be romantically involved with each other? Why or why not?</li>
</ol>

Depends on how long they have officially been step-siblings. But in general, it's cool with me.

<ol>
<li>If you could have plastic surgery done for free, what body part would you most desirably change?</li>
</ol>

Nose

<ol>
<li>From crazythoughts.com: Did you know that mother-in-law can be rearranged to spell Woman Hitler?</li>
</ol>

No.

<ol>
<li>How much of an age difference in marriage would you consider to be wierd or just plain hilarious?
30</li>
<li>What do you think would happen if a woman took Viagra?</li>
</ol>

Her arteries would constrict.

<ol>
<li>Do you change into your PJs, or do you just plop into bed with the clothes that you wore for the whole day?</li>
</ol>

If I'm wearing sleepable clothes, I'll sleep in them.

<ol>
<li>Wierdest hobby of yours. Can you tell me what it is?</li>
</ol>

Dunno?

<ol>
<li>If you lived in a book, what book would it be?</li>
</ol>

RedDwarf!

<ol>
<li>Cursing babies... have you ever met one?</li>
</ol>

No.

<ol>
<li>How do you feel about the fact that Britney Spears' baby fell from a high chair, fractured his skull, and will probably be brain damaged?</li>
</ol>

That is too bad.

<ol>
<li>Are you a little too domineering when it comes to group projects?</li>
</ol>

Yes.

<ol>
<li>What were the most idiotic situations you have seen on Dr. Phil?</li>
</ol>

Don't remember, but I did watch teh show for a while.

<ol>
<li>What breed of dog do you best identify yourself with?</li>
</ol>

Golden Retreiver.

<ol>
<li>Do you like being tickled? Would you want me to tickle you?</li>
</ol>

Sometimes, no.

<ol>
<li>On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the worst and 10 being the best), what would you score this survey?</li>
</ol>

Insubstantial!

JLP · May 10, 2006, 8:44pm

Looks like so far your survey is good for one thing:

WE ARE ALL GOLDEN RETRIEVERS

Diana606 · May 10, 2006, 8:57pm

<ol>
<li>Ladies: Would you marry a male gynocologist? Maybe...depends</li>
<li>If your twelve-year-old daughter came home pregnant, what would you do? I would send her to go live with her grandparents lol.</li>
<li>Which would you rather be, a janitor or a prostitute? Janitor</li>
<li>Can you imagine yourself being a necrophiliac? I don't think so</li>
<li>If there was no other way to pay for college, would you prostitute yourself? No</li>
<li>Do you think it's wrong for step-siblings to be romantically involved with each other? Why or why not? Yes....because they're parents are married to each other.</li>
<li>If you could have plastic surgery done for free, what body part would you most desirably change? None</li>
<li>From crazythoughts.com: Did you know that mother-in-law can be rearranged to spell Woman Hitler? I do now</li>
<li>How much of an age difference in marriage would you consider to be wierd or just plain hilarious? More than 10 years</li>
<li>What do you think would happen if a woman took Viagra? Same thing that happens to a guy, increased sexual arousal?</li>
<li>Do you change into your PJs, or do you just plop into bed with the clothes that you wore for the whole day? I change </li>
<li>Wierdest hobby of yours. Can you tell me what it is? Don't have one</li>
<li>If you lived in a book, what book would it be? Harry Potter lol</li>
<li>Cursing babies... have you ever met one? Nope</li>
<li>How do you feel about the fact that Britney Spears' baby fell from a high chair, fractured his skull, and will probably be brain damaged? I don't believe it will be brain damaged, and I don't follow celebrity stuff, so I have nothing really to say about it....except maybe she shouldn't be having another baby right now.</li>
<li>Are you a little too domineering when it comes to group projects? I don't think so at all.</li>
<li>What were the most idiotic situations you have seen on Dr. Phil? I don't really watch Dr. Phil....but a long time ago I saw something about a mother who hated her own adopted baby...I thought that was kind of idiotic. Well, I really forgot the idiotic stuff to be quite honest.</li>
<li>What breed of dog do you best identify yourself with? Golden Retriever</li>
<li>Do you like being tickled? Would you want me to tickle you? Yes I do, and no I don't</li>
<li>On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the worst and 10 being the best), what would you score this survey? A 10 for it's randomness lol.</li>
</ol>

CC_Admin · May 10, 2006, 9:11pm

<ol>
<li>Ladies: Would you marry a male gynocologist?</li>
</ol>

Sure.

<ol>
<li>If your twelve-year-old daughter came home pregnant, what would you do?</li>
</ol>

Explode.

<ol>
<li>Which would you rather be, a janitor or a prostitute?</li>
</ol>

Janitor

<ol>
<li>Can you imagine yourself being a necrophiliac?</li>
</ol>

No.

<ol>
<li>If there was no other way to pay for college, would you prostitute yourself?</li>
</ol>

No.

<ol>
<li>Do you think it's wrong for step-siblings to be romantically involved with each other? Why or why not?</li>
</ol>

No. No bloodlink, no problem. Although if they've been raised together for a long time, that would be slightly awkward.

<ol>
<li>If you could have plastic surgery done for free, what body part would you most desirably change?</li>
</ol>

Arms

<ol>
<li>From crazythoughts.com: Did you know that mother-in-law can be rearranged to spell Woman Hitler?</li>
</ol>

Whatever.

<ol>
<li>How much of an age difference in marriage would you consider to be wierd or just plain hilarious?</li>
</ol>

30

<ol>
<li>What do you think would happen if a woman took Viagra?</li>
</ol>

Nothing.

<ol>
<li>Do you change into your PJs, or do you just plop into bed with the clothes that you wore for the whole day?</li>
</ol>

PJs

<ol>
<li>Wierdest hobby of yours. Can you tell me what it is?</li>
</ol>

CollegeConfidential...friends & family think I'm insane for liking this place so much.

<ol>
<li>If you lived in a book, what book would it be?</li>
</ol>

Sherlock Holmes

<ol>
<li>Cursing babies... have you ever met one?</li>
</ol>

Sadly yes...

<ol>
<li>How do you feel about the fact that Britney Spears' baby fell from a high chair, fractured his skull, and will probably be brain damaged?</li>
</ol>

Some people shouldn't be parents.

<ol>
<li>Are you a little too domineering when it comes to group projects?</li>
</ol>

Not at all. Will take lead when necessary.

<ol>
<li>What were the most idiotic situations you have seen on Dr. Phil?</li>
</ol>

I don't know exactly but I thought it was pretty stupid of him to offer diet/weight advice when he's a walking tomato himself

<ol>
<li>What breed of dog do you best identify yourself with?</li>
</ol>

Sheltie.

<ol>
<li>Do you like being tickled? Would you want me to tickle you?</li>
</ol>

Sometimes. No.

<ol>
<li>On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the worst and 10 being the best), what would you score this survey?</li>
</ol>

4 :P

FrddyGV · May 10, 2006, 9:20pm

<ol>
<li>Ladies: Would you marry a male gynocologist? n/a</li>
<li>If your twelve-year-old daughter came home pregnant, what would you do? Die</li>
<li>Which would you rather be, a janitor or a prostitute? a gigolo</li>
<li>Can you imagine yourself being a necrophiliac? No.</li>
<li>If there was no other way to pay for college, would you prostitute yourself? Sure why not. Its not like you'll have to do so for the rest of your life :)</li>
<li>Do you think it's wrong for step-siblings to be romantically involved with each other? Why or why not? I'm not crazy about it but I don't mind. Whatever floats ur boat.</li>
<li>If you could have plastic surgery done for free, what body part would you most desirably change? laser eye surgery</li>
<li>From crazythoughts.com: Did you know that mother-in-law can be rearranged to spell Woman Hitler? Nope</li>
<li>How much of an age difference in marriage would you consider to be wierd or just plain hilarious? Anything over 30</li>
<li>What do you think would happen if a woman took Viagra? No idea.</li>
<li>Do you change into your PJs, or do you just plop into bed with the clothes that you wore for the whole day? Depends on how tired I am.. if I've been getting ready to get to bed I'll change. But when I come home exausted from soccer practice I'll just "plop into the bed" </li>
<li>Wierdest hobby of yours. Can you tell me what it is? Hmm only thing hobby like I've ever done is collecting the panini album of the world cup :) but hell everyone does that around here. So it doesn't count as weird.</li>
<li>If you lived in a book, what book would it be? I'd like to live in Dante Allighieri's Paradiso :) </li>
<li>Cursing babies... have you ever met one? Nope</li>
<li>How do you feel about the fact that Britney Spears' baby fell from a high chair, fractured his skull, and will probably be brain damaged? I'd be lying if I said I cared</li>
<li>Are you a little too domineering when it comes to group projects? Depends on the people I'm working with.</li>
<li>What were the most idiotic situations you have seen on Dr. Phil? I've never watched Dr. Phil</li>
<li>What breed of dog do you best identify yourself with? Husky</li>
<li>Do you like being tickled? Would you want me to tickle you? Not really, no.</li>
<li>On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the worst and 10 being the best), what would you score this survey?
A 10 for just passing the time I'm bored out of my mind. My next ib exam is friday.</li>
</ol>

anisha08 · May 10, 2006, 9:33pm

<ol>
<li>Ladies: Would you marry a male gynocologist? Not really. </li>
<li>If your twelve-year-old daughter came home pregnant, what would you do? Probably say how disappointed I was in her and ask her how she wants to go: abortion or adoption.</li>
<li>Which would you rather be, a janitor or a prostitute? Prostitute</li>
<li>Can you imagine yourself being a necrophiliac? Ew, not really.</li>
<li>If there was no other way to pay for college, would you prostitute yourself? Hmm. yeah</li>
<li>Do you think it's wrong for step-siblings to be romantically involved with each other? Why or why not? Well...I think its kindof DISGUSTING. Like I practically barfed when Cher and Josh hooked up in the movie Clueless. What would her dad say?!</li>
<li>If you could have plastic surgery done for free, what body part would you most desirably change? My stomach or thighs.</li>
<li>From crazythoughts.com: Did you know that mother-in-law can be rearranged to spell Woman Hitler? Nope!</li>
<li>How much of an age difference in marriage would you consider to be wierd or just plain hilarious? hmm... about 10 years.</li>
<li>What do you think would happen if a woman took Viagra?
They would sprout body hair in unexpected areas and be influenced to do stupid things due to rising amounts of testosterone.</li>
<li>Do you change into your PJs, or do you just plop into bed with the clothes that you wore for the whole day? I change into my PJs haha :P</li>
<li>Wierdest hobby of yours. Can you tell me what it is?
Annoying people. hahahaahahahah.</li>
<li>If you lived in a book, what book would it be?
OMG harry potter.</li>
<li>Cursing babies... have you ever met one?
Nope</li>
<li>How do you feel about the fact that Britney Spears' baby fell from a high chair, fractured his skull, and will probably be brain damaged?
He did? </li>
<li>Are you a little too domineering when it comes to group projects?
Nah</li>
<li>What were the most idiotic situations you have seen on Dr. Phil?
None hahaha</li>
<li>What breed of dog do you best identify yourself with? Labrador! :)</li>
<li>Do you like being tickled? Would you want me to tickle you? If you're hot, sure.</li>
<li>On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the worst and 10 being the best), what would you score this survey? 8.ahahaha.</li>
</ol>

bobbobbob · May 10, 2006, 9:46pm

<ol>
<li>Flip the **** out and probably kill the guy that got her pregnant...then either abort or adopt</li>
<li>Which would you rather be, a janitor or a prostitute? id be some high class giggilo that caters to ignored married women or something. haha</li>
<li>Can you imagine yourself being a necrophiliac? No</li>
<li>If there was no other way to pay for college, would you prostitute yourself? no. id go to my state school for free.</li>
<li>Do you think it's wrong for step-siblings to be romantically involved with each other? Why or why not? Not really...there is no blood relationship...its messed up but not really wrong.</li>
<li>If you could have plastic surgery done for free, what body part would you most desirably change? i dont want plastic surgery</li>
<li>From crazythoughts.com: Did you know that mother-in-law can be rearranged to spell Woman Hitler? no</li>
<li>How much of an age difference in marriage would you consider to be wierd or just plain hilarious? 10+ years or so</li>
<li>What do you think would happen if a woman took Viagra? it will increase their sex drive. there was already studies on it.</li>
<li>Do you change into your PJs, or do you just plop into bed with the clothes that you wore for the whole day? plop into bed</li>
<li>Wierdest hobby of yours. Can you tell me what it is? i dont have any...video games, tv, music, internet and thats ittt</li>
<li>If you lived in a book, what book would it be? Siddhartha. </li>
<li>Cursing babies... have you ever met one? no</li>
<li>How do you feel about the fact that Britney Spears' baby fell from a high chair, fractured his skull, and will probably be brain damaged? apparently that isnt what happened</li>
<li>Are you a little too domineering when it comes to group projects? yes. i hate stupid people.</li>
<li>What were the most idiotic situations you have seen on Dr. Phil? i dont watch dr.phil</li>
<li>What breed of dog do you best identify yourself with? malamutes</li>
<li>Do you like being tickled? Would you want me to tickle you? no. no.</li>
<li>On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the worst and 10 being the best), what would you score this survey? ...i dont know how to score myself...in terms of accuracy i would say 10...in terms of effort...6</li>
</ol>

purrli · May 10, 2006, 10:34pm

Since my APs are over, I'm looking for ways to mow time, so here we go.

<ol>
<li>Ladies: Would you marry a male gynocologist?
Probably not.</li>
<li>If your twelve-year-old daughter came home pregnant, what would you do?
Find out first whether she was violated. If it's her own fault, then she will have to deal with it.</li>
<li>Which would you rather be, a janitor or a prostitute?
Janitor. At least you won't have the obligation to associate with bothersome people.</li>
<li>Can you imagine yourself being a necrophiliac?
No.</li>
<li>If there was no other way to pay for college, would you prostitute yourself?
No. Worst comes the worst I'll get married and my husband pays.</li>
<li>Do you think it's wrong for step-siblings to be romantically involved with each other? Why or why not?
No, because there's no blood relation.</li>
<li>If you could have plastic surgery done for free, what body part would you most desirably change?
None at the moment - maybe when I get old and wrinkly :p</li>
<li>From crazythoughts.com: Did you know that mother-in-law can be rearranged to spell Woman Hitler?
Nope.</li>
<li>How much of an age difference in marriage would you consider to be wierd or just plain hilarious?
If the woman is more than 5 years older, or the man is more than 20 years older (biased, I know...)</li>
<li>What do you think would happen if a woman took Viagra?
Umm... why would she want to...?</li>
<li>Do you change into your PJs, or do you just plop into bed with the clothes that you wore for the whole day?
PJ.</li>
<li>Wierdest hobby of yours. Can you tell me what it is?
Quite a few, one is setting music to everything in life, as if making a movie soundtrack or sound therapist (ea. friend sobs over a guy, I'd recommend a song that reminds me of their stuation, etc)</li>
<li>If you lived in a book, what book would it be?
Probably the manga "Kanon" - the whirlwind world of classical music, romance, and tragedy.</li>
<li>Cursing babies... have you ever met one?
Nope.</li>
<li>How do you feel about the fact that Britney Spears' baby fell from a high chair, fractured his skull, and will probably be brain damaged?
Yawn. who cares (about Britney's life).</li>
<li>Are you a little too domineering when it comes to group projects?
No, I'm sort of laid back and go with the flow.</li>
<li>What were the most idiotic situations you have seen on Dr. Phil?
Never seen it.</li>
<li>What breed of dog do you best identify yourself with?
Shih-tzu</li>
<li>Do you like being tickled? Would you want me to tickle you?
I'll pass, thanks.</li>
<li>On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the worst and 10 being the best), what would you score this survey?</li>
<li>Pretty interesting and unexpected questions ^_^. Do write more, I pray you.</li>
</ol>

futurenyustudent · May 10, 2006, 10:48pm

<ol>
<li>Ladies: Would you marry a male gynocologist?
I'm a gentleman.</li>
<li>If your twelve-year-old daughter came home pregnant, what would you do?
Disown her. Just kidding...I don't know.</li>
<li>Which would you rather be, a janitor or a prostitute?
A prostitute...it pays more. I'm joking...is neither an option?</li>
<li>Can you imagine yourself being a necrophiliac?
What's a necrophiliac?</li>
<li>If there was no other way to pay for college, would you prostitute yourself?
Maybe.</li>
<li>Do you think it's wrong for step-siblings to be romantically involved with each other? Why or why not?
No. They love each other. Who cares.</li>
<li>If you could have plastic surgery done for free, what body part would you most desirably change?
I'd get liposuction. Just kidding....I don't know.</li>
<li>From crazythoughts.com: Did you know that mother-in-law can be rearranged to spell Woman Hitler?
What!!!!!!?!?!?!!?</li>
<li>How much of an age difference in marriage would you consider to be wierd or just plain hilarious?
40 Years.</li>
<li>What do you think would happen if a woman took Viagra?
Who cares. </li>
<li>Do you change into your PJs, or do you just plop into bed with the clothes that you wore for the whole day?
The former.</li>
<li>Wierdest hobby of yours. Can you tell me what it is?
Virtual Stock Exchange.</li>
<li>If you lived in a book, what book would it be?
Harry Potter</li>
<li>Cursing babies... have you ever met one?
No.</li>
<li>How do you feel about the fact that Britney Spears' baby fell from a high chair, fractured his skull, and will probably be brain damaged?
Sucks for the baby.</li>
<li>Are you a little too domineering when it comes to group projects?
YES!!!!</li>
<li>What were the most idiotic situations you have seen on Dr. Phil?
I don't watch Dr Phil.</li>
<li>What breed of dog do you best identify yourself with?
I'm a cat person.</li>
<li>Do you like being tickled? Would you want me to tickle you?
NEGATORY on both counts.</li>
<li>On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the worst and 10 being the best), what would you score this survey?
8.5243689</li>
</ol>

ali12 · May 10, 2006, 11:22pm

<ol>
<li>Ladies: Would you marry a male gynocologist?
hmm if i was in love with him at the right time in my life yeah

<ol>
<li>If your twelve-year-old daughter came home pregnant, what would you do?
encourage her to get an abortion. send her to a shrink.</li>
<li>Which would you rather be, a janitor or a prostitute?
hmmm prostitute... i hate cleaning toilets </li>
<li>Can you imagine yourself being a necrophiliac?
i dont know what that means</li>
<li>If there was no other way to pay for college, would you prostitute yourself?
probably not.. but maybe be a stripper</li>
<li>Do you think it's wrong for step-siblings to be romantically involved with each other? Why or why not?
hmm it is wrong because their parents have sex so its just really weird</li>
<li>If you could have plastic surgery done for free, what body part would you most desirably change?
i wouldnt get plastic surgery.. but if i absolutely had to i would get butt implants haha... i cant really think of anything else id change</li>
<li>From crazythoughts.com: Did you know that mother-in-law can be rearranged to spell Woman Hitler?
nope</li>
<li>How much of an age difference in marriage would you consider to be wierd or just plain hilarious?
over 25 years</li>
<li>What do you think would happen if a woman took Viagra?
nothing..?</li>
<li>Do you change into your PJs, or do you just plop into bed with the clothes that you wore for the whole day?
on weeknights i change into PJs but on weekends when im out i usually pass out in my clothes</li>
<li>Wierdest hobby of yours. Can you tell me what it is?
i watch teen soap opera rerun dvds a lot... like dawsons creek and such. also... investopedia stock marker simulator. and then posting on this forum. i guess another would be obsessively painting my nails.</li>
<li>If you lived in a book, what book would it be?
sloppy firsts by megan mccaferty</li>
<li>Cursing babies... have you ever met one?
my cousins first phrase was "son of a *****" he was imitating my aunt.</li>
<li>How do you feel about the fact that Britney Spears' baby fell from a high chair, fractured his skull, and will probably be brain damaged?
britney should not have kids...shes too immature</li>
<li>Are you a little too domineering when it comes to group projects?
depends.. im either completely submissive and do whatever im told... or i take over and become incredibly domineering.</li>
<li>What were the most idiotic situations you have seen on Dr. Phil?
i dont watch.. </li>
<li>What breed of dog do you best identify yourself with?
uhh i dont know</li>
<li>Do you like being tickled? Would you want me to tickle you?
i dont like being tickled. my ex used to tickle me cause he thought it got me in the mood. he was very wrong.</li>
<li>On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the worst and 10 being the best), what would you score this survey?
8</li>
</ol></li>
</ol>

pathetic_fallacy · May 11, 2006, 12:43am

<ol>
<li>No.</li>
<li>Die of shame.</li>
<li>Janitor. Being a prostitute would be SO GROSS. I don't even want to think about it. I would seriously rather clean toilets.</li>
<li>No.</li>
<li>same answer as bobbobbob</li>
<li>Yes.</li>
<li>Boobs ... </li>
<li>No, and I don't care.</li>
<li>50 years.</li>
<li>Don't know, don't care.</li>
<li>PJs.</li>
<li>Online shopping? Is that weird?</li>
<li>Anne of Green Gables. Then I could marry Gilbert Blythe. Seriously.</li>
<li>Yes.</li>
<li>Sad but unsurprised.</li>
<li>The opposite ... I'm a pushover.</li>
<li>Never seen it.</li>
<li>Cats rule, dogs drool.</li>
<li>I hate it.</li>
<li>7 ... interesting at first but tedious by the end.</li>
</ol>

tracemhunter · May 11, 2006, 12:55am

<ol>
<li>N/A</li>
<li>Make her get an abortion</li>
<li>Janitor</li>
<li>No</li>
<li>Only to women</li>
<li>It is weird but i am not in such a situation</li>
<li>My head is shaped kinda like adam sandler's so if its possible to change the shape of your head i would do that</li>
<li>No, but I am glad I do now.</li>
<li>15 years</li>
<li>her nipples would get hard</li>
<li>definitely showers and some gym shorts. i can't sleep in normal clothes
12.i collect dvds. i have 6 wallets that each hold 570 discs. i just had my calculus final yesterday so you do the math.</li>
<li>"cell" by stephen king. i would love to kill some of the "phone-crazies"</li>
<li>no, but i would like to</li>
<li>i think that people with an iq below 100 should not be allowed to have kids. therefore, britney's baby should be taken away and she should be forced to have an abortion on unlucky #2.</li>
<li>no</li>
<li>dr phil in general is an idiotic tard.</li>
<li>bull terrier</li>
<li>i don't like to be tickled but i am very ticklish</li>
<li>6</li>
</ol>

pip-pip · May 11, 2006, 10:42pm

<ol>
<li>Ladies: Would you marry a male gynecologist?
Why not? It would probably save me some co-pays.

<ol>
<li>If your twelve-year-old daughter came home pregnant, what would you do?
I'm not having children. If I accidently adopted one, and that child happened to be a girl she still wouldn't have gotten pregnant. She'd have gotten a thorough drilling on what sex was, where babies came from, and how to prevent them from happening the second her period happened. If the incredibly unlikely events of me adopting a child, that child being a girl, that girl getting pregnant despite my thorough and frank description of why and how she would best avoid winding up in that predicament; then there'd be some long, long, long talking. Medical professionals would be consulted, and every option would be discussed thoroughly. On the basis of that information, she would use her own judgement and make her own decision; and I would support her wholeheartedly. </li>
<li>Which would you rather be, a janitor or a prostitute?
I think you would meet more interesting people as a prostitute. That being said, I certainly hope neither is an option here.</li>
</ol></li>
<li>Can you imagine yourself being a necrophiliac?
In a word, no.</li>
<li>If there was no other way to pay for college, would you prostitute yourself?
I think this question is incredibly silly and there are too many variables involved.</li>
<li>Do you think it's wrong for step-siblings to be romantically involved with each other? Why or why not?
Yes. But wrong in that it undermines the strength of the family with immature, selfish actions. </li>
<li>If you could have plastic surgery done for free, what body part would you most desirably change?
I'm skipping this so that I don't get any crazies.</li>
<li>From crazythoughts.com: Did you know that mother-in-law can be rearranged to spell Woman Hitler?
No. Nor do I care.</li>
<li>How much of an age difference in marriage would you consider to be wierd or just plain hilarious?
I don't know; it's not really any of my business.</li>
<li>What do you think would happen if a woman took Viagra?
Hmm...Guys, this isn't that hard to figure out.</li>
<li>Do you change into your PJs, or do you just plop into bed with the clothes that you wore for the whole day?
I change into my bed PJs, as opposed to my apartment loungewear, which is different from my workout gear, which is in turn different from my school clothes and my work attire. Clearly, I'm a little anal. </li>
<li>Wierdest hobby of yours. Can you tell me what it is?
There are so many.</li>
<li>If you lived in a book, what book would it be?
The Odyssey, the first part of the Stranger, Down and Out in Paris and London, the Great Gatsby, the House of the Spirits.</li>
<li>Cursing babies... have you ever met one?
No, but babies frequently make me curse.</li>
<li>How do you feel about the fact that Britney Spears' baby fell from a high chair, fractured his skull, and will probably be brain damaged?
He should have a social worker assigned to his case, and should a second offense occur he should be placed in foster care; just like any other child.</li>
<li>Are you a little too domineering when it comes to group projects?
Hmmm...I tend to avoid group projects.</li>
<li>What were the most idiotic situations you have seen on Dr. Phil?
I can't sit through an episode of him long enough.</li>
<li>What breed of dog do you best identify yourself with?
Mine. A feisty, clever rat terrier-chihuahua mix.</li>
<li>Do you like being tickled? Would you want me to tickle you?
Um, not on the first date.</li>
<li>On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the worst and 10 being the best), what would you score this survey?
5.27. Meh.</li>
</ol>

rayj28 · May 12, 2006, 10:50am

<ol>
<li>Ladies: Would you marry a male gynocologist?
*Yes if he was good male gyno. ;)</li>
<li>If your twelve-year-old daughter came home pregnant, what would you do?
*I would probably have a heart attack and then be done with it. What can you do. Whats done is done.</li>
<li>Which would you rather be, a janitor or a prostitute?
*A Janitor. I would rather smell like amonia and pinesol than have herpes! </li>
<li>Can you imagine yourself being a necrophiliac?</li>
<li>Cant say that Ive ever thought about it.</li>
<li>If there was no other way to pay for college, would you prostitute yourself?</li>
<li>No. There is always SOME way to pay for college. </li>
<li>Do you think it's wrong for step-siblings to be romantically involved with each other? Why or why not? </li>
<li>It sounds really skeevy and borderlining insestious, but when two people are in love.........</li>
<li>If you could have plastic surgery done for free, what body part would you most desirably change? </li>
<li>I dont think Id ever have plastic surgery. I have come to terms with my physical flaws and imperfections.</li>
<li>From crazythoughts.com: Did you know that mother-in-law can be rearranged to spell Woman Hitler? </li>
<li>No I didnt know that. Figures though.</li>
<li>How much of an age difference in marriage would you consider to be wierd or just plain hilarious? </li>
<li>20 yrs. or more. I just cant see what the deal is with that!</li>
<li>What do you think would happen if a woman took Viagra? </li>
<li>You would never see another man out on the street! ;)</li>
<li>Do you change into your PJs, or do you just plop into bed with the clothes that you wore for the whole day? </li>
<li>I have to change into pj's when I go to bed. No matter how tired I am. Sleeping in my clothes just feels really grimy to me.</li>
<li>Wierdest hobby of yours. Can you tell me what it is? </li>
<li>I used to collect acrons when I was a kid. Thats wierd enough!</li>
<li>If you lived in a book, what book would it be?</li>
<li>Anything thats got a good mystery.</li>
<li>Cursing babies... have you ever met one?</li>
<li>Nope never have. And its kinda sad if there are cursing babies. Where would a two month old learn to curse? Can they even talk?! </li>
<li>How do you feel about the fact that Britney Spears' baby fell from a high chair, fractured his skull, and will probably be brain damaged?</li>
<li>I think she should have been watching him more closely. But accidents do happen and as a parent you cant prevent them all. Plus I dont think K-Fed and Britneay should ever breed again!!</li>
<li>Are you a little too domineering when it comes to group projects? </li>
<li>I dont do group projects. Things tend to get messy. Its more drama than I care to partiscipate in.</li>
<li>What were the most idiotic situations you have seen on Dr. Phil? </li>
<li>Where to begin.................</li>
<li>What breed of dog do you best identify yourself with?</li>
<li>Golden retriever. Their pretty and smart. Alot like me. :)</li>
<li>Do you like being tickled? Would you want me to tickle you?</li>
<li>Actually no. I might be laughing when being tickled but I really feel uncomfortable when people try to tickle me.</li>
<li>On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the worst and 10 being the best), what would you score this survey? </li>
<li>Id give it a 7.</li>
</ol>

yanners · May 12, 2006, 12:23pm

<ol>
<li>Ladies: Would you marry a male gynocologist?
Sure.</li>
<li>If your twelve-year-old daughter came home pregnant, what would you do?
Get thee to an abortion clinic, right away.</li>
<li>Which would you rather be, a janitor or a prostitute?
Uhhh...Janitor, I guess. Since in the US (at least) prostitution is illegal.</li>
<li>Can you imagine yourself being a necrophiliac?
No, I like living things, kthx.</li>
<li>If there was no other way to pay for college, would you prostitute yourself?
..sadly, I think yes, but it would depend on a lot of variables.</li>
<li>Do you think it's wrong for step-siblings to be romantically involved with each other? Why or why not?
I think it does violate a lot of taboos, but I really don't have any strong opinions on it, other than the mild "eww" factor.</li>
<li>If you could have plastic surgery done for free, what body part would you most desirably change?
Well, I'd be able to give a better answer in a couple years, since a lot of people "grow into" their features. That said, I'm actually looking into plastic surgery as a career choice.</li>
<li>From crazythoughts.com: Did you know that mother-in-law can be rearranged to spell Woman Hitler?
Yep.</li>
<li>How much of an age difference in marriage would you consider to be wierd or just plain hilarious?
20 years is pushing it. XD</li>
<li>What do you think would happen if a woman took Viagra?
I really don't think anything dramatic would happen. Viagra was intended to treat ED, not as anything that would increase your sex drive by 2934803402834x...</li>
<li>Do you change into your PJs, or do you just plop into bed with the clothes that you wore for the whole day?
I change into PJs.</li>
<li>Wierdest hobby of yours. Can you tell me what it is?
I like filling up those latex gloves with water or air. It's fun.</li>
<li>If you lived in a book, what book would it be?
I'd love to live in LOTR, but since there were no Asian characters in it...</li>
<li>Cursing babies... have you ever met one?
Yeah, my little brother had a phase.</li>
<li>How do you feel about the fact that Britney Spears' baby fell from a high chair, fractured his skull, and will probably be brain damaged?
Did that honestly happen? I doubt it did...Babies have fallen off worse and not hurt much.</li>
<li>Are you a little too domineering when it comes to group projects?
Sometimes.</li>
<li>What were the most idiotic situations you have seen on Dr. Phil?
I don't watch it much, but I saw one episode where the mother was spending all her money on drugs and insisting that a crack addiction was okay.</li>
<li>What breed of dog do you best identify yourself with?
...I dunno.</li>
<li>Do you like being tickled? Would you want me to tickle you?
Not really, I don't mind it, but it's not funny. And for the second question, no.</li>
<li>On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the worst and 10 being the best), what would you score this survey?</li>
<li>I like the questions a lot, they were so offbeat and unexpected!</li>
</ol>

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