<p>OK, so of all the schools I've gotten into, Columbia is "recruiting" me the most. I've gotten countless letters, E-mails, and phone calls from students, professors, and admissions officers congratulating me on my acceptance, making the hard sell on Columbia, and asking if I had any questions. </p>
<p>So I just got a call from an unknown number.</p>
<p>Caller: Hello Mike
Me: Who is this?
Caller: This is the Marines. We had called you before and you had indicated that you planned to go to college, is this still the case?
Me: [stern] Yes.
Caller: Oh, well what college did you get accepted to?
Me: That's none of your business.
Caller: Well, we just wanted to know so we can take you off the list.
Me: [annoyed] Why don't you just take me off the list now?
Caller: um ok
click</p>
<p>Meanwhile, my parents, thinking this is Columbia calling for the 4th time, are horrified at what they hear from the other room.</p>