Talk Like Yoda

<p>Awesome, I am.</p>

<p>Cast the ring into the fiery chasms of Mount Doom, we must.</p>

<p>Not playing a game, I am. Truly speak like this, us jedi masters do. A disturbance of the peace on planet HSL, I sense. Graaaaave dangerrrrrr, painnnnnnnn, deathhhhhh.</p>

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To rule them all, One Ring. To find them, One Ring.
To bring them all, One Ring, and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor…yes, where the Shadows lie.</p>

<p>bump this thread, i will.</p>

<p>Foolish wand waiving or silly incantations in this class, there will be not.
Appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion making, I don’t expect many of you to.
Those select few who possess the predisposition, however.
Teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses, I can.
Teach you how to bottle fame brew glory and even put a stopper in death, I can.
Some of you may have come to Hogwarts with powers so formidable that you feel it necessary to NOT PAY ATTENTION, however.
Our new celebrity, Mr. Potter.</p>

<p>^Put too much work into that, I did. :P</p>

<p>Sorcerer’s Stone, was that? Professor Severus Snape, perhaps?</p>

<p>snape, snape, severus snape…</p>

<p>Snape, it is. Spotted well, that was. ;)</p>

<p>Spot well, I do. Like to touch my lightsaber, would you?</p>

<p>On CCislulz I am. Go there you shall</p>

<p>A ■■■■■, lones is. Who he is, nobody knows.</p>

<p>And care, they do not.</p>

<p>Care, I kind of do. Like to have sex, would you?</p>

<p>interesting, this thread is.</p>

<p>Makes me lol, this thread. Keep it going, we shall.</p>

<p>If conversation we do not hold, die this thread will.</p>

<p>More practice talking like Yoda, HarveyLewis needs</p>

<p>in agreement with tornado, i am.</p>

<p>Insulted, I feel.</p>