teach me

[Martha]

<p>how to do that little quote thing where the quote comes in a blue box.</p>

<p>please. :D</p>

[lablondie]

<p><a href="http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/misc.php?do=bbcode%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/misc.php?do=bbcode&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>last thing on the page</p>

[sarorah]

<p>Blue? It's most definently gray. dark gray.</p>

<p>

@sarorah

daaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkk gray.

</p>

[shaddix]

<p>

@shaddix

I finally learned how to do that orginally posted by thingy

</p>

<p>(10 character)</p>

[lablondie]

<p>You guys, don't correct her. It'll hurt her feelings. I always tell her that she's always right.</p>

[Martha]

<p>

@sarorah

dark gray

</p>

<p>like that?</p>

[Martha]

<p>thank you!</p>

[lablondie]

<p>like this...

@everyone on CC

lablondie is the hottest person in the entire world

</p>

[sarorah]

<p>yay, im the first she quoted using the special gray box!~ :)</p>

[Martha]

<p>

@people who have never met martha

lablondie is the hottest person in the entire world

</p>

<p>you mean that</p>

[lablondie]

<p>or this...</p>

<p>

@Martha

If I was a male, I would so be lablondie's sex slave. Who am I kidding? I'd do it right now!

</p>

[Martha]

<p>sarorah, it <em>is</em> a great honor.</p>

<p>i'm glad you appreciate it.</p>

[Martha]

<p>

@lablondie

I wonder how long it will take for people to find out that i am Martha's stalker. God, she is so hot. Maybe if I say she's my sex slave enough it will convince her that she is.

</p>

<p>fat chance</p>

[lablondie]

<p>Shut up! You weren't supposed to tell people that!</p>

<p>besides...</p>

<p>

@Martha

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh WOO!</p>

<p>She calls me on the phone Hoping that I'm home And that I'm all alone But when I say hello, I only hear dial tone She thinks that I'm her own Outside my window she crept, Watching my every step</p>

<p>[Chorus] Oh oh oh She's following me Oh oh oh She's out of her tree Oh oh oh She's off of her rocker I want to marry my stalker</p>

<p>Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh WOO!</p>

<p>Sometimes she says she's my mom, Looks like she doesn't belong She's my own peeping tom Flowers every day The cops they tell her to stay 500 feet away. She's sleeping on my doorstep She hasn't hurt me yet</p>

<p>[Chorus] Oh oh oh She's following me Oh oh oh She's out of her tree Oh oh oh She's off of her rocker I want to marry my [x3] stalker</p>

<p>[Bridge] This morning she wasn't there I hope that she still cares</p>

<p>I almost gave up hope But today i awoke To a private note She says she's going to jail For going through my mail But she'll stay on my trail</p>

<p>[Chorus x2] Oh oh oh She's following me Oh oh oh She's out of her tree Oh oh oh She's off of her rocker I want to marry my [x3] stalker</p>

<p>oh oh oh oh oh oh oh [x2] I want to marry my stalker

</p>

[shaddix]

<p>You both are killing me...lol^infinity</p>

[Martha]

<p>

@lablondie

I am a fifty year old man with a bristly beard and seventeen toes.

</p>

<p>now you all know the truth</p>

[lablondie]

<p>Gasp!</p>

<p>And just so you all know, Martha rounded my age up. I'm actually 49 years, and 11 months...</p>

[Martha]

<p>and twenty-nine days</p>

[lablondie]

<p>Well, I was actually rounding in my post too. If we're going to be that specific 49 years, 10 months, 29 days, 13 hours, 56 minutes, and 22.4 seconds. No, 25.6 seconds... No, 34.3 seconds... whatever.</p>

[Martha]

<p>She also knows my exact age. Because she looooooves me.</p>

<p>stalker.</p>