Teacher Crushes

<p>9th grade english was the only class i ever got a B in. Why? the teacher was this 22 year old amazon beauty. she wore a push up bra and high heels and had the most perfect butt ever. literally every guy in our grade was drooling.</p>

<p>^^Lol geez xP</p>

<p>Also, when I was elementary school I had a crush on my fourth grade teacher. </p>

<p>But one day, that ******* accused me of stealing this 9-year-old hooker’s picture day money. Which I didn’t, by the way–and he had zero basis for accusing me except that I seriously couldn’t stand that girl and everyone knew it. </p>

<p>Yeah, Mr. Bierriman, I’m still bitter and pssed about that. If I ever become president if the country, I’m calling you out in my inauguration speech–and every speech I ever make. It’ll be like “We will not go to war against Bermuda and we’ll work on becoming self-sufficient on providing and gathering our own seashells–by the way, Mr Beirriman is a whxre
Long live the America!”</p>

<p>^^ Hey, I gotta take what I can get. It’s not like he’d actually sleep with me. Hopefully.</p>

<p>My 7th grade Latin teacher was love. I was so sad when he left to go be, like, a missionary/ELS teacher in Eastern Europe after one year. He would have been my teacher anymore, but I would have seen him, and maybe he would have been vindicated in the minds of many students who thought he sucked as a teacher (they just sucked at Latin and were too used to Montessori. Harumph.). I remember, some time around then, I found something on the interwebs about being in love with one’s Latin teacher.</p>

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<p>We have other teachers who are popular for crushes, namely the younger Chem teacher. He has multiple FB fan clubs. He’s recently married and now has a kid, depressing many students. I thought he was a senior when I first saw him, and upon seeing him the next yea, assumed that he must have been a junior before. There’s a pretty Spanish teacher, but I think everyone hates her.</p>

<p>^^Nah…He’s not that stupid…right?</p>

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<p>indeed, but more hot than creepy in your experience lol.</p>

<p>It’s no use, he sees her
He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabakov</p>

<p>^^^ I hope he is, but I don’t want him to lose his job as our hot gym teacher.</p>

<p>^^ That’s right.</p>

<p>^-Chuckles- How noble of you :P</p>

<p>^^^ My sister just saw Sting live in Tampa ;)</p>

<p>No one had a crush on her, but my eighth grade art teacher looked almost EXACTLY like Racheal Ray. She even sounded like her too.</p>

<p>^^^ Well, I do try.</p>

<p>lol omg rachael ray is ok looking but her raspy voice really kills me, i hate listening to her talk. it makes my ears bleed.</p>

<p>I’ve never had a crush on a teacher…we have a bunch of old geese at my school. Well, my alma mater now. :p</p>

<p>College might be better. Esp. at UF, but UF has one less hot guy now: Timmy Tebow.</p>

<p>Yeah college is definitely the place to have an affair with a teacher :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: Just look at Gilmore Girls.</p>

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<p>No I don’t watch it >> Too often</p>

<p>It’s ok. We all watch weird stuff. I still watch the Mighty Morphin Power Ranger re-runs.</p>

<p>But Mighty Morphin Power Rangers are cool</p>

<p>Very true. So is the movie. Which I own, and sometimes pop in and watch.</p>